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I trade Aces at the end of their career but when they still have some juice left.
6/29/2010 2:02 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 1:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Overall this season in $ was probably my furthest below (my) expectation in all my worlds ever.  I really thought 90 wins would be my floor.  If I could get a real ace, and go "real ace," Black, Friend, Roth, whoever, for the next few seasons, things would get fun.
Do you have the pieces to acquire said ace?
I definitely do if I'm willing to break up the young ML talent on offense.  I think I can do it with prospects if I'm creative.

But really, who trades aces?  I'm just dreaming.
I got one for Chavez, even if its taken 3 seasons to get him prepped for the majors
6/29/2010 2:02 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:01:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
I dont think I could in good consciense use my daughter to garner forum points. Then if she really gets sick someone will quote it and say I had it coming. She does actually have like her hundrety dozenth ear infection, so a few start couldnt hurt, however.
ear infections are *****
She actually had a ruptured eardrum, and never fussed. The kid is tough, but needs to learn to speak in full sentences. Or at least learn the phrase, "My fuckin ear hurts--fix it, *****."
6/29/2010 2:03 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:00:00 PM (view original):
If someone has a box of tissues at their desk, I don't think you should be required to say anything if you just walk over and steal some.
I'd tend to agree, but the supply closet is all the way on the opposite corner of the building, so if someone did this to me often I'd expect the courtesy of an occasional new box delivery.
6/29/2010 2:04 PM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:03:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:01:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
I dont think I could in good consciense use my daughter to garner forum points. Then if she really gets sick someone will quote it and say I had it coming. She does actually have like her hundrety dozenth ear infection, so a few start couldnt hurt, however.
ear infections are *****
She actually had a ruptured eardrum, and never fussed. The kid is tough, but needs to learn to speak in full sentences. Or at least learn the phrase, "My fuckin ear hurts--fix it, *****."
I haven't had to deal with any for a while, but they tend to lose sleep and then I lose sleep. It sucks.

Hand-Foot-Mouth is a bad one, too.
6/29/2010 2:05 PM
If I were on some stay at home mom forum, a picture of her would get bunches of thumbs up. Here, it gets a caption contest.
6/29/2010 2:05 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 1:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Overall this season in $ was probably my furthest below (my) expectation in all my worlds ever.  I really thought 90 wins would be my floor.  If I could get a real ace, and go "real ace," Black, Friend, Roth, whoever, for the next few seasons, things would get fun.
Do you have the pieces to acquire said ace?
I definitely do if I'm willing to break up the young ML talent on offense.  I think I can do it with prospects if I'm creative.

But really, who trades aces?  I'm just dreaming.
Gandarilla is hitting free agency.  He was hurt by the injury but should still be able to lead a staff.
6/29/2010 2:05 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 2:04:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:00:00 PM (view original):
If someone has a box of tissues at their desk, I don't think you should be required to say anything if you just walk over and steal some.
I'd tend to agree, but the supply closet is all the way on the opposite corner of the building, so if someone did this to me often I'd expect the courtesy of an occasional new box delivery.
I think the ones here aren't provided for. They're individually purchased.
6/29/2010 2:06 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by AlCheez on 6/29/2010 1:56:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Overall this season in $ was probably my furthest below (my) expectation in all my worlds ever.  I really thought 90 wins would be my floor.  If I could get a real ace, and go "real ace," Black, Friend, Roth, whoever, for the next few seasons, things would get fun.
I'm resolved to be more active in the trade market again going forward. I've been pretty much just drafting and developing for a while, and since I'm almost never in the front half of the draft, it's got me in this win around 85 and get a lower seed in the playoffs every other year rut.
I'll probably be looking to swing a deal or two, either for a 3B or pitching.
Pitching is what I'll be looking for as well, specifically quality 2/3 caliber starters.
6/29/2010 2:06 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:00:00 PM (view original):
If someone has a box of tissues at their desk, I don't think you should be required to say anything if you just walk over and steal some.
Holy crap.  Really random.

I just did that exact thing and had the same exact thought about it.

Sort of eerie.
6/29/2010 2:06 PM
She sleeps through everything. Daycare sucks. She also got pink eye. She finally gets tubes in her ears though. Now that shes met the minimum requirement to be covered by insurance.
6/29/2010 2:07 PM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:05:00 PM (view original):
If I were on some stay at home mom forum, a picture of her would get bunches of thumbs up. Here, it gets a caption contest.
A SHoFer child's picture caption contest would either be hilarious or abysmal. I don't know if there's a middle ground when someone captions a picture.
6/29/2010 2:07 PM
Posted by robusk on 6/29/2010 2:06:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:00:00 PM (view original):
If someone has a box of tissues at their desk, I don't think you should be required to say anything if you just walk over and steal some.
Holy crap.  Really random.

I just did that exact thing and had the same exact thought about it.

Sort of eerie.
Maybe we're the Christian Slater?
6/29/2010 2:08 PM
Posted by robusk on 6/29/2010 2:06:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:00:00 PM (view original):
If someone has a box of tissues at their desk, I don't think you should be required to say anything if you just walk over and steal some.
Holy crap.  Really random.

I just did that exact thing and had the same exact thought about it.

Sort of eerie.
Steal a used one. That'll freak them out.
6/29/2010 2:08 PM
Email me pics of your kids and I will run one and we will find out.  Thick skin required.
6/29/2010 2:08 PM
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