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Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (view original):
She sleeps through everything. Daycare sucks. She also got pink eye. She finally gets tubes in her ears though. Now that shes met the minimum requirement to be covered by insurance.
Yeah. My kids are generally good sleepers. Like past nine on weekends, too. But ear infections mess that up.

I don't trust day cares. They sound more diseased than doc's ****.
6/29/2010 2:10 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 1:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Overall this season in $ was probably my furthest below (my) expectation in all my worlds ever.  I really thought 90 wins would be my floor.  If I could get a real ace, and go "real ace," Black, Friend, Roth, whoever, for the next few seasons, things would get fun.
Do you have the pieces to acquire said ace?
I definitely do if I'm willing to break up the young ML talent on offense.  I think I can do it with prospects if I'm creative.

But really, who trades aces?  I'm just dreaming.
Haven't I offered you some for EB?  And, 'b0t, I always have some poor defensive SS types that couls play 3B for you.
6/29/2010 2:10 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:05:00 PM (view original):
If I were on some stay at home mom forum, a picture of her would get bunches of thumbs up. Here, it gets a caption contest.
A SHoFer child's picture caption contest would either be hilarious or abysmal. I don't know if there's a middle ground when someone captions a picture.
hmm. We could do a caption contest (not the kids) and have people vote for the winner with thumbs..if we can drag people from the other forums, it could be a not-so-subtle grab for forum points.

Awkwardfamilyphotos.com is a good spot to grab photos.
6/29/2010 2:10 PM
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I guess what I should aim for, more realistically, is just convincing myself Black is a legit #1, and aim for another 2/3 type.  I'm letting Junior Valdez walk, because **** him.
6/29/2010 2:10 PM
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Posted by tisi29 on 6/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 1:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Overall this season in $ was probably my furthest below (my) expectation in all my worlds ever.  I really thought 90 wins would be my floor.  If I could get a real ace, and go "real ace," Black, Friend, Roth, whoever, for the next few seasons, things would get fun.
Do you have the pieces to acquire said ace?
I definitely do if I'm willing to break up the young ML talent on offense.  I think I can do it with prospects if I'm creative.

But really, who trades aces?  I'm just dreaming.
Haven't I offered you some for EB?  And, 'b0t, I always have some poor defensive SS types that couls play 3B for you.
You do this thing where you think ace just means starting pitcher.
6/29/2010 2:11 PM
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 6/29/2010 2:08:00 PM (view original):
Email me pics of your kids and I will run one and we will find out.  Thick skin required.
I don't even know if it's worthwhile. For maybe one-to-five good captions, we'd be giving public access to our children's pictures? I don't want breum needing to squeege after seeing my son's pic.
6/29/2010 2:12 PM
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 1:56:00 PM (view original):
At some point, sheer post count will rule, as evidenced by the fact that we all started as HF until they reset us.
uh oh
6/29/2010 2:12 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (view original):
She sleeps through everything. Daycare sucks. She also got pink eye. She finally gets tubes in her ears though. Now that shes met the minimum requirement to be covered by insurance.
Yeah. My kids are generally good sleepers. Like past nine on weekends, too. But ear infections mess that up.

I don't trust day cares. They sound more diseased than doc's ****.
Im realy close to telling the wife to quit and just stay home with her. The daycare is actually good..and its good to get her used to other kids. But there's enough babies in the neighborhood to take care of that. The wife is basically working to pay insurance and daycare. The rest probably gets used up by gas and car maintenance going to and from work.
6/29/2010 2:12 PM
r0b0t
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Posted by tisi29 on 6/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 1:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Overall this season in $ was probably my furthest below (my) expectation in all my worlds ever.  I really thought 90 wins would be my floor.  If I could get a real ace, and go "real ace," Black, Friend, Roth, whoever, for the next few seasons, things would get fun.
Do you have the pieces to acquire said ace?
I definitely do if I'm willing to break up the young ML talent on offense.  I think I can do it with prospects if I'm creative.

But really, who trades aces?  I'm just dreaming.
Haven't I offered you some for EB?  And, 'b0t, I always have some poor defensive SS types that couls play 3B for you.
I'm not in dire need of a 3B. I just have a lot of prospects and think I could make a pitch to get one of those upper echelon 3B types.
6/29/2010 2:13 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 2:11:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 6/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 1:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Overall this season in $ was probably my furthest below (my) expectation in all my worlds ever.  I really thought 90 wins would be my floor.  If I could get a real ace, and go "real ace," Black, Friend, Roth, whoever, for the next few seasons, things would get fun.
Do you have the pieces to acquire said ace?
I definitely do if I'm willing to break up the young ML talent on offense.  I think I can do it with prospects if I'm creative.

But really, who trades aces?  I'm just dreaming.
Haven't I offered you some for EB?  And, 'b0t, I always have some poor defensive SS types that couls play 3B for you.
You do this thing where you think ace just means starting pitcher.
6/29/2010 2:13 PM
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1000 post day?
6/29/2010 2:13 PM
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:05:00 PM (view original):
If I were on some stay at home mom forum, a picture of her would get bunches of thumbs up. Here, it gets a caption contest.
A SHoFer child's picture caption contest would either be hilarious or abysmal. I don't know if there's a middle ground when someone captions a picture.
hmm. We could do a caption contest (not the kids) and have people vote for the winner with thumbs..if we can drag people from the other forums, it could be a not-so-subtle grab for forum points.

Awkwardfamilyphotos.com is a good spot to grab photos.
Yeah, but most of those photos are repetitious. And some of our better captions rely on inside jokes. Pandering to the unwashed masses isn't appealing.
6/29/2010 2:14 PM
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ok, when i post from work computer it sends me back to page one after I submit the post. any ideas on how to fix this?
6/29/2010 2:14 PM
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (view original):
She sleeps through everything. Daycare sucks. She also got pink eye. She finally gets tubes in her ears though. Now that shes met the minimum requirement to be covered by insurance.
Yeah. My kids are generally good sleepers. Like past nine on weekends, too. But ear infections mess that up.

I don't trust day cares. They sound more diseased than doc's ****.
Im realy close to telling the wife to quit and just stay home with her. The daycare is actually good..and its good to get her used to other kids. But there's enough babies in the neighborhood to take care of that. The wife is basically working to pay insurance and daycare. The rest probably gets used up by gas and car maintenance going to and from work.
You don't have insurance?
6/29/2010 2:14 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 6/29/2010 2:08:00 PM (view original):
Email me pics of your kids and I will run one and we will find out.  Thick skin required.
I don't even know if it's worthwhile. For maybe one-to-five good captions, we'd be giving public access to our children's pictures? I don't want breum needing to squeege after seeing my son's pic.

yeah, i wasn't gonna use my kids pics.

6/29/2010 2:15 PM
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