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Let's just see who can confuse jwelsh's relatives the most with an Anchorman quote.
6/29/2010 2:21 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:20:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (view original):
She sleeps through everything. Daycare sucks. She also got pink eye. She finally gets tubes in her ears though. Now that shes met the minimum requirement to be covered by insurance.
Yeah. My kids are generally good sleepers. Like past nine on weekends, too. But ear infections mess that up.

I don't trust day cares. They sound more diseased than doc's ****.
Im realy close to telling the wife to quit and just stay home with her. The daycare is actually good..and its good to get her used to other kids. But there's enough babies in the neighborhood to take care of that. The wife is basically working to pay insurance and daycare. The rest probably gets used up by gas and car maintenance going to and from work.
You don't have insurance?

How would you think that from my post?

She gets insurance through her work.

But yours doesn't cover your whole family?
The insurance through her work is covering the whole family. My corporate has a goofy policy that if another family member qualifies for insurance through their job they cant be covered on mine. If she quit her job, I could get the family plan and cover us all.
6/29/2010 2:23 PM
Posted by robusk on 6/29/2010 2:21:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:20:00 PM (view original):
Winner.

I also had that figure.
I think that figure is still at my parents' house. It's probably roughed up, but I'm pretty sure it's in the box of toys my mom breaks out whenever we bring my son over.
6/29/2010 2:23 PM
I can take Monster Face.  I am obviously far better looking in real life so BLE needs to confidence boost more than I do.
6/29/2010 2:23 PM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:20:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (view original):
She sleeps through everything. Daycare sucks. She also got pink eye. She finally gets tubes in her ears though. Now that shes met the minimum requirement to be covered by insurance.
Yeah. My kids are generally good sleepers. Like past nine on weekends, too. But ear infections mess that up.

I don't trust day cares. They sound more diseased than doc's ****.
Im realy close to telling the wife to quit and just stay home with her. The daycare is actually good..and its good to get her used to other kids. But there's enough babies in the neighborhood to take care of that. The wife is basically working to pay insurance and daycare. The rest probably gets used up by gas and car maintenance going to and from work.
You don't have insurance?

How would you think that from my post?

She gets insurance through her work.

But yours doesn't cover your whole family?
The insurance through her work is covering the whole family. My corporate has a goofy policy that if another family member qualifies for insurance through their job they cant be covered on mine. If she quit her job, I could get the family plan and cover us all.
That's honestly a really retarded rule.
6/29/2010 2:23 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:21:00 PM (view original):
Let's just see who can confuse jwelsh's relatives the most with an Anchorman quote.
my mom or her husband responds to every post I ever make. I think my mom tried to engage Jamie in conversation once. If not for the kid, Id unfriend her. I still may.
6/29/2010 2:24 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:20:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (view original):
She sleeps through everything. Daycare sucks. She also got pink eye. She finally gets tubes in her ears though. Now that shes met the minimum requirement to be covered by insurance.
Yeah. My kids are generally good sleepers. Like past nine on weekends, too. But ear infections mess that up.

I don't trust day cares. They sound more diseased than doc's ****.
Im realy close to telling the wife to quit and just stay home with her. The daycare is actually good..and its good to get her used to other kids. But there's enough babies in the neighborhood to take care of that. The wife is basically working to pay insurance and daycare. The rest probably gets used up by gas and car maintenance going to and from work.
You don't have insurance?

How would you think that from my post?

She gets insurance through her work.

But yours doesn't cover your whole family?
The insurance through her work is covering the whole family. My corporate has a goofy policy that if another family member qualifies for insurance through their job they cant be covered on mine. If she quit her job, I could get the family plan and cover us all.
That's honestly a really retarded rule.
My company has something similar...  it isn't that they don't qualify but that it is like 3 times as expensive to insure them if they do.  From what I hear in random discussions though, that is pretty common.
6/29/2010 2:24 PM
Posted by robusk on 6/29/2010 2:23:00 PM (view original):
I can take Monster Face.  I am obviously far better looking in real life so BLE needs to confidence boost more than I do.
Can we just refer to each other as Human Face/Monster Face/Robot Face from here on out? I think our nickname tops the JW/TM/NUGE triumverate. But not sure how it varies against the bret/moy/fregoe "triumveretards" tag.
6/29/2010 2:25 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:20:00 PM (view original):
I pledge one thumb to the Man-E-Faces pic, as soon as one regens.
6/29/2010 2:26 PM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:24:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:21:00 PM (view original):
Let's just see who can confuse jwelsh's relatives the most with an Anchorman quote.
my mom or her husband responds to every post I ever make. I think my mom tried to engage Jamie in conversation once. If not for the kid, Id unfriend her. I still may.
Do you think we could provoke her somehow? Like if you post something vague about your day and we respond as if it's a three word story thread?
6/29/2010 2:26 PM
Posted by robusk on 6/29/2010 2:24:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:20:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (view original):
She sleeps through everything. Daycare sucks. She also got pink eye. She finally gets tubes in her ears though. Now that shes met the minimum requirement to be covered by insurance.
Yeah. My kids are generally good sleepers. Like past nine on weekends, too. But ear infections mess that up.

I don't trust day cares. They sound more diseased than doc's ****.
Im realy close to telling the wife to quit and just stay home with her. The daycare is actually good..and its good to get her used to other kids. But there's enough babies in the neighborhood to take care of that. The wife is basically working to pay insurance and daycare. The rest probably gets used up by gas and car maintenance going to and from work.
You don't have insurance?

How would you think that from my post?

She gets insurance through her work.

But yours doesn't cover your whole family?
The insurance through her work is covering the whole family. My corporate has a goofy policy that if another family member qualifies for insurance through their job they cant be covered on mine. If she quit her job, I could get the family plan and cover us all.
That's honestly a really retarded rule.
My company has something similar...  it isn't that they don't qualify but that it is like 3 times as expensive to insure them if they do.  From what I hear in random discussions though, that is pretty common.
I guess I'm just used to you JO taxpayers fronting my insurance that I don't know what the real world is like. So this is common sentiment among Payless Shoestores or wherever it is you work?
6/29/2010 2:27 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 6/29/2010 2:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:20:00 PM (view original):
I pledge one thumb to the Man-E-Faces pic, as soon as one regens.
He has many faces. He needs more thumbs.
6/29/2010 2:27 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:25:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 6/29/2010 2:23:00 PM (view original):
I can take Monster Face.  I am obviously far better looking in real life so BLE needs to confidence boost more than I do.
Can we just refer to each other as Human Face/Monster Face/Robot Face from here on out? I think our nickname tops the JW/TM/NUGE triumverate. But not sure how it varies against the bret/moy/fregoe "triumveretards" tag.

Agreed

6/29/2010 2:27 PM
Varies? Weirder word choice.
6/29/2010 2:28 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:27:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 6/29/2010 2:24:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:20:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 6/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (view original):
She sleeps through everything. Daycare sucks. She also got pink eye. She finally gets tubes in her ears though. Now that shes met the minimum requirement to be covered by insurance.
Yeah. My kids are generally good sleepers. Like past nine on weekends, too. But ear infections mess that up.

I don't trust day cares. They sound more diseased than doc's ****.
Im realy close to telling the wife to quit and just stay home with her. The daycare is actually good..and its good to get her used to other kids. But there's enough babies in the neighborhood to take care of that. The wife is basically working to pay insurance and daycare. The rest probably gets used up by gas and car maintenance going to and from work.
You don't have insurance?

How would you think that from my post?

She gets insurance through her work.

But yours doesn't cover your whole family?
The insurance through her work is covering the whole family. My corporate has a goofy policy that if another family member qualifies for insurance through their job they cant be covered on mine. If she quit her job, I could get the family plan and cover us all.
That's honestly a really retarded rule.
My company has something similar...  it isn't that they don't qualify but that it is like 3 times as expensive to insure them if they do.  From what I hear in random discussions though, that is pretty common.
I guess I'm just used to you JO taxpayers fronting my insurance that I don't know what the real world is like. So this is common sentiment among Payless Shoestores or wherever it is you work?
Haha.  No.

I think it is common among friends I talk to and job offers I have received in the past though.

Randomly, I do have an uncle who works for Payless Corporate and I think any of us would take what he makes a year.
6/29/2010 2:30 PM
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