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I'm a Pat's guy.  I read the headline "Heart Attack Kills Famous Cheesesteak Owner", and I must admit to picturing Joey (Geno's owner) and hoping it was him. 

Scale of 1-10, how wrong is that?
8/24/2011 3:27 PM
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i had cicis pizza for lunch
8/24/2011 4:06 PM
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tisi29
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Did that many even survive the earthquake?
8/24/2011 9:19 PM
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It was close, man.  The blinds were swinging pretty violently.
8/25/2011 9:45 AM
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My water bottle almost fell onto my foot.
8/25/2011 10:53 AM
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Posted by tisi29 on 8/24/2011 3:28:00 PM (view original):
I'm a Pat's guy.  I read the headline "Heart Attack Kills Famous Cheesesteak Owner", and I must admit to picturing Joey (Geno's owner) and hoping it was him. 

Scale of 1-10, how wrong is that?
Probably in the 30's
8/25/2011 10:57 AM
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This'll be Katrina for white folks this weekend.
8/25/2011 12:33 PM
r0b0t
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They should rename the hurricane after John Locke so I can photoshop a speechbubble saying "Don't tell me what I hurricane't do!!!!" and then it wrecks urdanick's house into rubble.
8/25/2011 12:34 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/25/2011 12:34:00 PM (view original):
They should rename the hurricane after John Locke so I can photoshop a speechbubble saying "Don't tell me what I hurricane't do!!!!" and then it wrecks urdanick's house into rubble.
I laughed a lot at this.
8/25/2011 8:23 PM
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Louie is ******* killing it right now.  Haven't seen tonight's, but the last four or five episodes before it have been just amazing.
8/25/2011 11:48 PM
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Posted by mbriese on 8/25/2011 8:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/25/2011 12:34:00 PM (view original):
They should rename the hurricane after John Locke so I can photoshop a speechbubble saying "Don't tell me what I hurricane't do!!!!" and then it wrecks urdanick's house into rubble.
I laughed a lot at this.
yeah - good one
8/26/2011 9:32 AM
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This is bad. Last night I was at a pre-opening party for the new bar going in where one of my fave old bars used to be (the one where I'd stay after lock-up and crawl out at 6 in the morning) and they not only stock my go-to rum, the manager looks a little like Mary-Louise Parker.

I don't think I'm gonna make it to Christmas. Those of you going getting taken out by the hurricane this weekend, save a spot in Hell for me.
8/26/2011 9:47 AM
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Yeah, this storm needs to make a right turn right about now.
8/26/2011 10:27 AM
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I'd leave my wife for MLP.
8/26/2011 9:43 PM
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