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Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/30/2010 1:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 6/30/2010 1:46:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/30/2010 1:44:00 PM (view original):
Holy crap, apparently one of our employees tried to off herself last night.
what went wrong?
You would think someone that works in a doctors office would succeed in attempts to off themselves more often than not. Lots of supplies to work with.
My guess is she didn't really commit.  That's usually the case with "failed attempts" I think.
6/30/2010 1:53 PM
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/30/2010 1:53:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/30/2010 1:51:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 6/30/2010 1:46:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/30/2010 1:44:00 PM (view original):
Holy crap, apparently one of our employees tried to off herself last night.
what went wrong?
We don't have much in the way of details.  When asked if she was ok health-wise now, her mom just said "Yes, we got to her just in time."  She's at the Nut Hut hospital now and her family can't see her until Friday.
Is she opening for Rich Voss?
Yeah...but he's dodgin' her.
6/30/2010 1:54 PM
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speaking of suicide is jckat still around
6/30/2010 1:55 PM
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Yeah, he's posted recently in KP worldchat.
6/30/2010 1:57 PM
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Posted by robusk on 6/30/2010 12:18:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 6/30/2010 10:10:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/30/2010 10:08:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 6/30/2010 10:06:00 AM (view original):
and don't tell me you can't picture TM in several of those.
no, i cant. I can picture you, blackmink, and moy in them amongst a bunch of other looney toon shirt wearers.
you forgot to mention people that wear comic book hero pjs.
Nothing is as bad as the assholes who wear shirts with fantasy images on it (wizards, dragons, unicorns, etc) or shirts with cats airbrushed on them.
I have a tshirt with jktcat airbrushed on it.
6/30/2010 1:57 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 6/30/2010 1:53:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/30/2010 1:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 6/30/2010 1:46:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/30/2010 1:44:00 PM (view original):
Holy crap, apparently one of our employees tried to off herself last night.
what went wrong?
You would think someone that works in a doctors office would succeed in attempts to off themselves more often than not. Lots of supplies to work with.
My guess is she didn't really commit.  That's usually the case with "failed attempts" I think.
the correct term if done successfully is called "completed suicide" 
6/30/2010 1:58 PM
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I'll post jktcats phone #, 1 digit at a time. As soon as the first post gets a 1 star rating, I post the next digit--and so on.
6/30/2010 1:59 PM
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6/30/2010 1:59 PM
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or i could just post the whole thing right now and end you silly game
6/30/2010 2:00 PM
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I will post bret's phone #, 1 digit at a time. As soon as the first post gets a 1 star rating, I post the next digit--and so on.

6/30/2010 2:03 PM
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I used to have gin's #, that would have been more valuable.
6/30/2010 2:04 PM
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Actually, wasnt it Bret that posted my work email address in Shtickless one time?
6/30/2010 2:05 PM
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/30/2010 2:03:00 PM (view original):

I will post bret's phone #, 1 digit at a time. As soon as the first post gets a 1 star rating, I post the next digit--and so on.

heh, jerk
6/30/2010 2:05 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 6/30/2010 1:44:00 PM (view original):
Holy crap, apparently one of our employees tried to off herself last night.

She tried to hang herself, but ironically couldn't lift her leg enough to kick the chair out.

6/30/2010 2:07 PM
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/30/2010 1:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 6/30/2010 1:46:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/30/2010 1:44:00 PM (view original):
Holy crap, apparently one of our employees tried to off herself last night.
what went wrong?
You would think someone that works in a doctors office would succeed in attempts to off themselves more often than not. Lots of supplies to work with.
It's not a real doctor's office, though. It's podiatry or something stupid like that.
6/30/2010 2:08 PM
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