Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

Posted by tylermathias on 6/30/2010 1:53:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/30/2010 1:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 6/30/2010 1:46:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 6/30/2010 1:44:00 PM (view original):
Holy crap, apparently one of our employees tried to off herself last night.
what went wrong?
You would think someone that works in a doctors office would succeed in attempts to off themselves more often than not. Lots of supplies to work with.
My guess is she didn't really commit.  That's usually the case with "failed attempts" I think.
attention whore
6/30/2010 2:10 PM
is she hot?
6/30/2010 2:19 PM
She has a long neck.
6/30/2010 2:20 PM
Were there clawmarks around her neck? Maybe a werewolf just tried to make it look like suicide.
6/30/2010 2:24 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 6/30/2010 1:57:00 PM (view original):
Yeah, he's posted recently in KP worldchat.
Too bad
6/30/2010 2:26 PM
Posted by dherz_263 on 6/30/2010 1:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 6/30/2010 1:40:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 6/30/2010 1:31:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 6/30/2010 1:28:00 PM (view original):
seems kinda racist and I'm not going to another country to see them play
no one should willingly see an indie rock band play
Yeah...  I should catch a Linkin Park or Nickleback show instead.

swapping bands and audiences for concerts like this would make an amusing TV show.  Better than 80% of the sitcom shtick we came up with the last time we did it.

Wow.  Yeah, that would be a good idea.

I remember some years ago there was some acoustic folk singer named Joe Creed I think...  was playing a small show out In Daytona is memory serves me right and he had a bunch of posters out there that had Joe written very small and Creed written very big.  A ton of douchebags showed up expected to see Creed and saw this guy instead.  There was a decent amount of outrage.
6/30/2010 2:28 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 6/30/2010 2:19:00 PM (view original):
is she hot?
Good question.  Hot and low self esteem is a killer combo.
6/30/2010 2:30 PM
and she could be into erotic asphyxiation if she's already into regular asphyxiation...
6/30/2010 2:32 PM
Flatliners was on TV recently. Maybe she just wanted to remember that time she interrupted her dad's heroin shooting and he offed himself.
6/30/2010 2:33 PM
I bet if I post about the birth of my fictitious 2nd child in the HBD forum, I could get some thumbs.
6/30/2010 2:34 PM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 6/30/2010 2:34:00 PM (view original):
I bet if I post about the birth of my fictitious 2nd child in the HBD forum, I could get some thumbs.
you gonna send me the BS stuff
6/30/2010 2:37 PM
That sort of shenanigans only work on what are hereby known as "thumbasses".
6/30/2010 2:40 PM
anyone know what piece of the pie we are missing?  Is it History or Arts/Entertainment?
6/30/2010 2:40 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 6/30/2010 2:40:00 PM (view original):
That sort of shenanigans only work on what are hereby known as "thumbasses".
herz is gonna be ******
6/30/2010 2:41 PM
I should play some trivial pursuit soon, but I think I know too many of the answers from the cards on the game we have at home.
6/30/2010 2:43 PM
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