$70M – The Awesome 1980’s
My methodology in dealing with caps with which I am unaccustomed, such as this one, is to estimate how much I want to spend on pitching, divide by the number of innings I want to draft, and then find a year with a bunch of starting pitchers in that $/IP band near the top of the quality range within the available years. I then take some pitchers who are a little worse than that to be long relievers, a few that are better to be short relievers, and then completely downgrade my entire pitching staff when I realize that I can’t draft the offense that I want and end up spending a couple of million less on pitching than I’d originally planned.
Step 1 of this exercise yielded a few likely candidates, mostly in the early-to-mid 80’s. When I saw that one of them was 1980 I stopped my search and started building my team. This was for several reasons:
- Reggie Jackson. For my money, 1980 Reggie is the best value hitter of his era. I use him routinely in caps up to $110M, and he always produces. At $100M or $110M, even if he doesn’t hit for average or get on base (and sometimes he does), he always hits 30+ bombs and drives in 100+ runs. I’m looking forward to seeing what he’ll do @ $70M with no deadballers.
- Johnny Wockenfuss. I seem to remember using him a few times in the early days of my participation on this site, which was, what, 20 years ago? I think he was decent. But that’s beside the point. The point is, his name is Johnny Wockenfuss. This is clearly the second-best catcher’s name of my childhood, trailing only the immortal Biff Pocaroba.
- Vern “Ven” Ruhle. Several years when I was growing up, my family would take a 5 or 6 week trip to Portugal during the summer to visit my grandparents. They lived in a small village and, other than going to the beach once in a while (only “once in a while” because we weren’t really a big beach family) there was little to do. So one year I brought Strat-O-Matic baseball on the trip. I had no one to play with but my little sister, who at the time knew next to nothing about baseball, but we were so bored that she acquiesced. At one point we were choosing players and she said “I’ll take this guy…Ven Ruhle…” Of course, I LMAO and pointed out that his name was Vern, not Ven, but ever since then he has been Ven to me.
- You don’t become a fan of a sports team when the team wins. You truly become a fan when they lose and you realize how much it hurts. I started watching baseball regularly in 1977. The Yankees won the World Series that year. The following year they won it again. In 1979, they were already having a lousy year when Thurman Munson died, after which the season hardly seemed to matter. But 1980... The 1980 Yankees were almost certainly the best Yankees team of my youth, winning 103 games in the regular season. Then they got to the ALCS and got steamrolled by George Brett and the Royals, after owning the Royals in the ALCS from 1976-1978. Then moronic hothead Steinbrenner fired manager Dick Howser, who had done a phenomenal job all year and later got his revenge by winning the 1985 World Series as manager of, as fate would have it, the Royals. The whole thing stung terribly: anger and pain and disbelief and the realization that life might not be fair after all. 1980 changed my sports fan life.
So what about this team? No idea. It’s $70M. Darned if I know what it’s supposed to look like. Reggie will rake. Jason Thompson (.314/.438/.517) and Ken Singleton (.300/.396/.477) seem like they’ll hit. Dave Collins (79/100 SBs) should run well if people skimped on catcher’s arms like I did (which they probably didn’t). Other than them the lineup is basically a Who’s Who of “Who’s that?” of the era. Wayne Gross. U.L. Washington. Jim Gantner. Alan Bannister. Jose Morales. I had all these guys’ baseball cards. In addition to the aforementioned Ven, the rotation consists of Britt Burns, Steve Rogers and an aging Vida Blue. The bullpen is even weaker. We’re playing in Anaheim, which won’t suppress Reggie’s homers but does decrease doubles and triples, which is fine because this team won’t hit many of those anyway.
Offense: 5393 PA, .293/.372/.447, 148 HRs
Pitching: 1284 IP, 2.89 ERC#, 0.51 HR/9+ (plus one mopup)
$80M – Los Angeles Dodgers 2021
I don’t quite know why, but I had a devil of a time coming up with a team that would twist well to $120M. I guess I just have trouble envisioning that a deadball era team can twist to an offense capable of scoring enough runs to win at that cap. I recognize that I’m wrong, which I’m sure will be proven to me mercilessly if I qualify for the second round, but I don’t see the world in such a way as to be able to assemble such a team. One of my myriad weaknesses in this game.
As an aside, I’m writing this in Microsoft Word, and I originally wrote “myriad of” rather than myriad, and Word pointed out that I might be incorrect. The Google confirmed that I was. So, while I don’t ever seem to correct my myriad weaknesses on this site, in this instance I corrected one of my myriad errors in vocabulary usage.
The only teams I built at $120M were the 2000 and 2005 Yankees, 1983 Phillies, and 2021 Dodgers. I liked the latter slightly better than the ’05 Yanks, so I built $80M teams for both and liked that Dodgers team better too so here we are. But looking at the list of chosen teams for this theme, my team is way too home run dependent. There are enough deadball era teams to give my squad some problems. I guess the fact that my team OBP# is only two points better than my $70M team’s should have been my first clue that something was amiss. And I drafted fewer PAs than on my $70M team. What the heck was I thinking? However, I do like my six-man rotation with each tandem alternating righty/lefty. So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice. Hopefully Dodger Stadium will hurt people who chose correct teams more than it hurts me.
Offense: 5368 PA, .283/.374/.494, 264 HRs
Pitching: 1331 IP, 2.68 ERC#, 0.56 HR/9+
$100M – Atlanta Braves 1997-1999
My anti-deadball myopia rears its ugly head again here, but at least here I seem to have a bit more company in that regard. The modern Dodgers, who for some bizarre reason I never considered despite having used one of the seasons for the $80M/$120M theme, were more popular that the late-90’s Braves, so I probably chose the wrong franchise. This team doesn’t have all that much of an offense. In fact, it’s only marginally better than that of my $80M team, albeit with more PAs and some better defense. But the pitching staff is much better. As it darned well better be. My teams all seemed like good ideas at the time, but right now they’re looking hopelessly mediocre.
Offense: 5459 PAs, .298/.377/.497, 223 HRs (not including pinch-runner Otis “My Man” Nixon)
Pitching: 1408 IP, 2.29 ERC#, 0.53 HR/9+ (not including LOOGY Alan Embree, who will probably not be used very often)
$110M – Belle Epoque
Belle Epoque, or the Beautiful Age, ran from 1871 to 1914. This theme encompasses the exact center of that era. And I really need this team to be beautiful, or else I’m in serious trouble.
I probably play more $110M themes than any other cap, and I’ve gotten a little better about using the 1800’s guys, so I think this team is OK. I mean, to be fair, a lot of these teams will be very similar. We’ll all have the same bullpens and are using a lot of the same players. My one anomaly might be my rotation, where I sacrificed a bit of pitching quality to get some hitting to try to turn the lineup over. Charlie Ferguson (.253/.346/.318) and Pete Conway (.275/.320/.377) are not mashers, but they should get on base about a third of the time, which I’m hoping will make a difference. I used League Park II so as not to restrain Sam Thompson’s and Duke Farrell’s prodigious (18 and 12 HRs respectively) power.
Offense: 5482 PA, .346/.413/.530, 71 HRs (plus two $200K guys)
Pitching: 1440 IP, 2.11 ERC#, 0.29 HR/9+ (plus one mopup)
$120M – Heavy Metal Poisoning
Ah, Styx.
Kilroy Was Here is one of those records that was amazing when you were thirteen but cringeworthy now. Alas.
I, along with a lot of other people, chose Ruth and Bonds as two of my studs. My third choice, Brett, was far less popular. This is totally understandable given his low PAs. I guess I like Brett because he’s a lefty, can be used as a defensive replacement in games he doesn’t start (which is sort of “bonus usage” because you get his defense without having to spend any PAs), and if you happen to make the postseason you can start him every game. More likely, I’m still so haunted by his single-handed annihilation of the Yankees in 1980 that I just assume that no one in the sim can get him out either. In hindsight I think Hornsby and Hamilton were better choices.
Obviously, spending so much on 3 players leads to weaknesses elsewhere. My strategy was to fill the rest of my lineup with high-BB guys, in the hopes of running up pitch counts and getting the soft underbellies of necessarily skimpy, shallow bullpens. ’60 Ashburn, ’95 Weiss, ’05 Miller Huggins, that sort of thing. I’ve tried this sort of strategy before. It rarely works. My pitching staff looks like what I’d use in a $110M theme where I want to concentrate on hitting. Wolff/Schilling/Horlen/Braxton, Tom House and Stu Miller setting up Manship. I put this team in Safeco Field. I wish someone could tell me why, because I don’t have the foggiest idea. Maybe if Ruth and Bonds were my only two HR hitters it might’ve made some sense, but I also rostered Grandal and Nick Johnson with 23 HRs each. I don’t know.
Hitters: 5459 PA, .306/.440/.506, 186 HRs (aka, too many to use Safeco)
Pitchers: 1423 IP, 2.01 ERC#, 0.39 HR/9+ (plus one mopup)
$140M – Maddux Table
This team name is a reference to the song Maddox Table, a deep cut from the major-label debut album
The Wishing Chair by the band 10,000 Maniacs. I became a big 10KM fan in college, and
The Wishing Chair is my favorite of their records. It was the final album of the Natalie Merchant era that featured guitarist and composer John Lombardo, who I consider to be a creative genius and who successfully counterbalanced Natalie’s uber-ego to create a unique sound and style. They likely had to split ways in order for the band to become mainstream enough to achieve financial success, but to my ears this came at an artistic cost. TWC is an amazing album for its era; for example, young alternative rock bands didn’t cover traditional folk songs such as “Just as the Tide Was A-Flowing” back in 1985. It just wasn’t done. When John left 10KM he joined with fiddle player Mary Ramsey to release two fine albums under the name John & Mary. Mary later played on a few songs of the final Natalie-era 10KM album,
Our Time in Eden. When Natalie left 10KM both John and Mary re-joined and have continued to tour and record under the 10KM name, though with less than stellar results. Much like my teams in this tournament will likely have.
If it had not been mandated to refer to your key player in your team name, I would’ve likely called this team “Deadball Myopia 3: Electric Boogalee” and you wouldn’t have to have read a long, boring paragraph about some random band from eons ago. Because, even though I drafted a Tris Speaker team (along with teams for Bonds, Ruth, Wilhelm, Big Unit, Musial, Frank Robinson, Manny Ramirez, Lajoie, Mariano Rivera, Eddie Collins, Quinn, Mays, Cy Young and Pujols), I chose Maddux because his team’s OPS# was equal and his team’s ERC# was superior. This completely ignores the fact that the Maddux team’s high OPS is primarily due to home runs, while the Speaker team had a much higher AVG and OBP, which will play better here. I’m not 100% sure that I made the wrong choice, but dismissing Speaker out-of-hand is indicative of my overall weakness as an owner. I did luck out in two regards: my league has fewer deadball teams than the others, and more Kershaw teams. Kershaw might be a great choice, maybe even better than Maddux, and I never considered him because I didn’t make it far enough down the season list. But he’s a lefty, and most of my lineup is righthanded, so they might do relatively not horribly against him.
Offense: 6100 PA, .316/.390/.557, 308 HRs
Pitching: 1500 IP, 1.76 ERC#, 0.34 HR/9+ (plus one mopup)
Summary:
Before writing this, I figured I’d likely finish in the neighborhood 21
st – 28
th place, on the cusp of qualification for round two. That still might happen, but I’m now more pessimistic, and would not at all be surprised if I ended up around 40
th – 45
th.
Thanks to redcped for running this whole shebang, to ronthegenius and jtpsops for being league commissioners, and to schwarze for helping out with roster verification. Fun time as always. Good luck, everyone.