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Posted by tylermathias on 7/1/2010 3:10:00 PM (view original):
What's the deal with religious messages and bible quotes on personal checks.  "I want to make sure everyone who receives and processes my payments knows I'm a good Christian!"  A.) Nobody else gives a ****, and B) It's just creepy.

Depends on which passage they use. Maybe Leviticus 15:16?

“If a man has an emission of semen, he shall bathe his whole body in water and be unclean until the evening.

7/1/2010 3:15 PM
which part? As bad as Mike Brown's coaching was this past playoffs, it was worse during the Magic series and the stand around watch Lebron work offense.
7/1/2010 3:15 PM
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/1/2010 3:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 7/1/2010 3:11:00 PM (view original):
When was the last simultaneous scenario from the Brain? You guys have grown apart. You were a great band, but you broke up. You each have solo careers now. Deal with it.
The brain is still the most compelling force to come through these parts and is still together even if our drummer goes off on benders for weeks at a time.
The last time you combined for a hit was far too long ago. As I said, you're all solo artists doing acoustic tours separately at this point.
7/1/2010 3:16 PM
Or anything from the rest of Leviticus 15:

19 “When a woman has a discharge, and the discharge in her body is blood, she shall be in her menstrual impurity for seven days, and whoever touches her shall be unclean until the evening. 20 And everything on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean. Everything also on which she sits shall be unclean. 21 And whoever touches her bed shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening. 22 And whoever touches anything on which she sits shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening. 23 Whether it is the bed or anything on which she sits, when he touches it he shall be unclean until the evening. 24 And if any man lies with her and her menstrual impurity comes upon him, he shall be unclean seven days, and every bed on which he lies shall be unclean.
7/1/2010 3:19 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 7/1/2010 3:16:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/1/2010 3:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 7/1/2010 3:11:00 PM (view original):
When was the last simultaneous scenario from the Brain? You guys have grown apart. You were a great band, but you broke up. You each have solo careers now. Deal with it.
The brain is still the most compelling force to come through these parts and is still together even if our drummer goes off on benders for weeks at a time.
The last time you combined for a hit was far too long ago. As I said, you're all solo artists doing acoustic tours separately at this point.
If I remember, it was "Unclean Tradesman", right?
7/1/2010 3:19 PM
Was it really that long ago?
7/1/2010 3:20 PM
I have The Show on the way from Gamefly.  Does anyone still play this?
7/1/2010 3:20 PM
At this point, bot, your metaphor is like a princep-lengthed Fregoe post.
7/1/2010 3:20 PM
7/1/2010 3:21 PM
Posted by robusk on 7/1/2010 3:20:00 PM (view original):
I have The Show on the way from Gamefly.  Does anyone still play this?
Barely.  Here and there.  Don't know if Sergei's still going, he's sort of abandoned ship since the change.
7/1/2010 3:21 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 7/1/2010 3:20:00 PM (view original):
At this point, bot, your metaphor is like a princep-lengthed Fregoe post.
Tell yourself that as often as you'd like, but your heart knows you've grown away from your brain.
7/1/2010 3:22 PM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/1/2010 3:15:00 PM (view original):
which part? As bad as Mike Brown's coaching was this past playoffs, it was worse during the Magic series and the stand around watch Lebron work offense.
You mean, do what got you the best record in the East?  It is not Mike Browns fault the supporting cast sucked.  Granted, he is a horrible coach but he wasnt the reason they didn't make the finals the last 2 years.
7/1/2010 3:22 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 7/1/2010 3:22:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/1/2010 3:20:00 PM (view original):
At this point, bot, your metaphor is like a princep-lengthed Fregoe post.
Tell yourself that as often as you'd like, but your heart knows you've grown away from your brain.
Whatever, you pried your way in and turned a perfectly good Christian Slater into a 25 year old action figure.

The Brain developed over time, organically, and transcends silliness such as how often two of us post the same idea or thought near-simultaneously, although that still happens often enough.

VIVA EL BRAINO!!!!11
7/1/2010 3:26 PM
Chris Simms got arrested for driving high?

Is that even a crime?
7/1/2010 3:27 PM
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