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Posted by r0b0t on 7/2/2010 9:59:00 AM (view original):

You would think they'd charge more for that sort of facility, though.

You're not considering the exchange rate. $5 US is a lot of money on ROFL Island.
7/2/2010 10:02 AM
r0b0t
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Enough to afford the fleet of roflcopters and the elegant elevators for two floors?
7/2/2010 10:04 AM
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bot - too bad I am in no position to trade for Yorvit - I've tried for almost 5 seasons now
7/2/2010 10:05 AM
r0b0t
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I'm considering just seeing what I can get for anyone on my roster. I'm not necessarily just looking to rebuild, but I just wonder what I can get in return for some of these guys.
7/2/2010 10:06 AM
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Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 9:42:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 9:41:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 9:32:00 AM (view original):
I am 1/4 pirate, so whatever.

Also, the roflbrothel is like my favorite thing in fourteen forevers.
just becuase you have a parrot on your shoulder doesn't make you a pirate
Man, I was being all piratey way back before your first baby mama ran off with that Taco Bell manager.
showing people your peg leg whilst doing the cap'n morgan stance doesnt' count either.
7/2/2010 10:06 AM
moy23
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although jimmie orie is a FA... might take a stab.
7/2/2010 10:06 AM
antonsirius
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Posted by r0b0t on 7/2/2010 10:04:00 AM (view original):
Enough to afford the fleet of roflcopters and the elegant elevators for two floors?
Sure. Other than the door man their labor costs are nil -- teenage ROFLs aren't about to unionize. And look at the lineup out the door. They're making their money on volume.

I bet they clear a few thousand a day, easy.
7/2/2010 10:08 AM
dmurphy104
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my whoring lost a star in the classified thread.
7/2/2010 10:08 AM
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Posted by moy23 on 7/2/2010 10:06:00 AM (view original):
although jimmie orie is a FA... might take a stab.
Yeah, it's why I moved him last year. I knew I couldn't resign him.
7/2/2010 10:09 AM
r0b0t
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Posted by antonsirius on 7/2/2010 10:08:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 7/2/2010 10:04:00 AM (view original):
Enough to afford the fleet of roflcopters and the elegant elevators for two floors?
Sure. Other than the door man their labor costs are nil -- teenage ROFLs aren't about to unionize. And look at the lineup out the door. They're making their money on volume.

I bet they clear a few thousand a day, easy.
Labor costs are nil? Who is cleaning up afterwards? I think you need a custodian of some sort.
7/2/2010 10:10 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 7/2/2010 10:06:00 AM (view original):
I'm considering just seeing what I can get for anyone on my roster. I'm not necessarily just looking to rebuild, but I just wonder what I can get in return for some of these guys.
I've got 3 players in arb demanding a ton of money. Mcguire wants 4 years at 10.1 each. Orber Flynn and Kobayashi, both RPs, want about $7-8mil per season. I can afford them, but worry about 2 seasons from now when the next wave of moneygrubbing arb guys have their hands out.
7/2/2010 10:10 AM
dmurphy104
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i think the whores clean up after themselves.
7/2/2010 10:11 AM
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Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 10:06:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 9:42:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 9:41:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 9:32:00 AM (view original):
I am 1/4 pirate, so whatever.

Also, the roflbrothel is like my favorite thing in fourteen forevers.
just becuase you have a parrot on your shoulder doesn't make you a pirate
Man, I was being all piratey way back before your first baby mama ran off with that Taco Bell manager.
showing people your peg leg whilst doing the cap'n morgan stance doesnt' count either.
Why the hell not?  You're not making sense.
7/2/2010 10:11 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 7/2/2010 10:06:00 AM (view original):
I'm considering just seeing what I can get for anyone on my roster. I'm not necessarily just looking to rebuild, but I just wonder what I can get in return for some of these guys.
I am going to need to unload probably at least 2 really nice 1B/COF types this offseason.  Going to move Jacobs back to DH.  Playing at C definitely cost him so ABs and I was getting run on like crazy.
7/2/2010 10:12 AM
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iheartradio is a good app.
7/2/2010 10:12 AM
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