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Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 11:26:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:21:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 11:18:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:07:00 AM (view original):
From what I can tell TM, you only have 3.5 quality ML bats on your team and 4 quality ML pitchers.  However, three of those pitchers are starters...  so get a can fill out the rest of the staff rather cheaply.  If you can get a position to dump about 40 million in free agency (with about 30 of it going to three position players), I think you can contend next year.
I'd say more like 4.5 quality ML bats (3 wholes, 3 halves), and again, I think I'm ok 1-4 in the rotation.  But yeah, generally, I agree with your assessment.  FA ends up ******* me off, though, as I talk myself into thinking the affordable options aren't enough of an upgrade over what I've got.  We'll see how it plays out, but I definitely plan to try and be more of a presence in FA than usual.  Of course that won't take much.
Also, your idea of quality is not so quality.

I am trying to help you out.
You're like 30% trying to help me out and 70% showing off about something meaningless like a 12 year old doing cannonballs at a public pool, but I'm splitting hairs.

SIriusly, though, our opinions don't seem to be divergent enough to merit your usual shtick here.  Basically, I think I'm just saying that I think one of my SP's is a little better than you think, and that if one of my non-good hitters merits "half-good" status, than another couple do as well. 
Nah.  The fact that I win all the time is all the showing off I need.  I honestly don't need to sit here andtell you how to win games to do that.

It is a sincere interest in seeing if you could actually win games if you had a team built to win them vs. if you are just mush.
7/2/2010 11:31 AM
I think platoons are a different sort of halfs than we were talking about.  Or at least then I was talking about.  It sounded like you were talking about a half as .5(Awesome).  But if we are talking about halfs and platoons, DeFoe > Berenger
7/2/2010 11:31 AM
Posted by rlahann on 7/2/2010 11:26:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:07:00 AM (view original):
What up BLE?
Still in London...will be for another month or so.  Good times.  You Teddy Kennedy a coed yet?
Every chance I get.

So is this a series of seminars you give the prospective do-gooders/teachers, or are you just building cirriculum there?
7/2/2010 11:32 AM
Posted by rlahann on 7/2/2010 11:28:00 AM (view original):
That's a good point.  Stop with your bullshit halves, Robusk.
It wasn't really multiple halves.  TM perverted what I meant by half.

It was three guys and then one guy I could be convinced was decent enough.

Except with 20 health I am not sure I would expect him to be more than a bench player.
7/2/2010 11:33 AM
Yeah, I actually meant that as in "kill one in a drunk driving related incident that never got officially pinned on you."

Although maybe that's what you meant, too.
7/2/2010 11:34 AM
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:31:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 11:26:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:21:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 11:18:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:07:00 AM (view original):
From what I can tell TM, you only have 3.5 quality ML bats on your team and 4 quality ML pitchers.  However, three of those pitchers are starters...  so get a can fill out the rest of the staff rather cheaply.  If you can get a position to dump about 40 million in free agency (with about 30 of it going to three position players), I think you can contend next year.
I'd say more like 4.5 quality ML bats (3 wholes, 3 halves), and again, I think I'm ok 1-4 in the rotation.  But yeah, generally, I agree with your assessment.  FA ends up ******* me off, though, as I talk myself into thinking the affordable options aren't enough of an upgrade over what I've got.  We'll see how it plays out, but I definitely plan to try and be more of a presence in FA than usual.  Of course that won't take much.
Also, your idea of quality is not so quality.

I am trying to help you out.
You're like 30% trying to help me out and 70% showing off about something meaningless like a 12 year old doing cannonballs at a public pool, but I'm splitting hairs.

SIriusly, though, our opinions don't seem to be divergent enough to merit your usual shtick here.  Basically, I think I'm just saying that I think one of my SP's is a little better than you think, and that if one of my non-good hitters merits "half-good" status, than another couple do as well. 
Nah.  The fact that I win all the time is all the showing off I need.  I honestly don't need to sit here andtell you how to win games to do that.

It is a sincere interest in seeing if you could actually win games if you had a team built to win them vs. if you are just mush.
lolerz3
7/2/2010 11:34 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 11:30:00 AM (view original):
Yeah, it's not like I recently had back to back 100 win seasons with that team or anything.
Didn't you go out in the first round both times though?
7/2/2010 11:34 AM
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:33:00 AM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 7/2/2010 11:28:00 AM (view original):
That's a good point.  Stop with your bullshit halves, Robusk.
It wasn't really multiple halves.  TM perverted what I meant by half.

It was three guys and then one guy I could be convinced was decent enough.

Except with 20 health I am not sure I would expect him to be more than a bench player.
Werth was acquired to do exactly what he's done for me the last two seasons for negligible cost.  Does make sense to make him a 1/2 in your approach to analysis.
7/2/2010 11:36 AM
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 11:30:00 AM (view original):
Yeah, it's not like I recently had back to back 100 win seasons with that team or anything.
Didn't you go out in the first round both times though?
Sure, but I was referring specifically to your post referencing 100 wins.
7/2/2010 11:37 AM
You have 54 million in salary right now TM.

**** or get off the pot with your amateur scouting and then pour a stiff drink of FA monies.
7/2/2010 11:39 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 11:37:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 11:30:00 AM (view original):
Yeah, it's not like I recently had back to back 100 win seasons with that team or anything.
Didn't you go out in the first round both times though?
Sure, but I was referring specifically to your post referencing 100 wins.
TM wins the square.
7/2/2010 11:40 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 11:37:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 11:30:00 AM (view original):
Yeah, it's not like I recently had back to back 100 win seasons with that team or anything.
Didn't you go out in the first round both times though?
Sure, but I was referring specifically to your post referencing 100 wins.
Fair enough...

I should have been more explicit.

People who aren't medicore vs. people who are
7/2/2010 11:40 AM
What do you guys think about amateur scouting by the way?  In my mind, there are only four options that make sense:
20 in both
20 in college, 0 in HS
0 in college, 20 in HS
0 in both
7/2/2010 11:42 AM
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 11:39:00 AM (view original):
You have 54 million in salary right now TM.

**** or get off the pot with your amateur scouting and then pour a stiff drink of FA monies.
Again, I'm not disputing that this is where I'm at now.

In other news, holy **** Geoffrey Harrison wants to get paid.
7/2/2010 11:43 AM
Posted by AlCheez on 7/2/2010 10:14:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 10:11:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 10:06:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 9:42:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 9:41:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 9:32:00 AM (view original):
I am 1/4 pirate, so whatever.

Also, the roflbrothel is like my favorite thing in fourteen forevers.
just becuase you have a parrot on your shoulder doesn't make you a pirate
Man, I was being all piratey way back before your first baby mama ran off with that Taco Bell manager.
showing people your peg leg whilst doing the cap'n morgan stance doesnt' count either.
Why the hell not?  You're not making sense.
It's like no one remembers who bret is anymore...
sorry, I'm still on meds from this morning.
7/2/2010 11:43 AM
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