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Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:27:00 PM (view original):
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I'm still here as well, but zoned out when all the HBD talks started.
And let's face it, you only really comprehend about 1/3 of what's going on even when you are paying attention.

Am I being generous?
c'mon I'd say at least 33% of what goes on around here keeps my interest.
Bret and Cheez have been consistently making me laugh this week.  Either I was hit in the head hard during my birthday weekend, or they've been bringing the funny as a comedic pairing.
How did tisi miss your birthday?

 

Happy happy.  How old a pretend married fella are you now?

I never miss DH's birthdfay.  It was my mother's and it is my kid's girlfriend's as well.  I didn't say happy to you on flag day, either.  I just don't do boatdays anymore.
7/2/2010 1:42 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:41:00 PM (view original):
It occurs to me that I haven't been drunk in 12 days.  Granted, 12 days ago was a marathon that ended in me participating in live pokers at a bartender friend's house, and I only remember bits and pieces.
wow- is that a record for you?  Did I mention table games open up here in less than a week now!!!!!!!
7/2/2010 1:42 PM
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Nah, no record.  I've gone months without being drunk before.  A couple of those times were even after 1992 (when I first got drunk).
7/2/2010 1:43 PM
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Fair enough, Notebook.
7/2/2010 1:44 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:41:00 PM (view original):
It occurs to me that I haven't been drunk in 12 days.  Granted, 12 days ago was a marathon that ended in me participating in live pokers at a bartender friend's house, and I only remember bits and pieces.
You know you're just weakening your liver by taking that kind of break
7/2/2010 1:44 PM
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TM into 6th....breaking away from the plague.
7/2/2010 1:44 PM
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Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:42:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 7/2/2010 1:30:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:27:00 PM (view original):
Posted by AlCheez on 7/2/2010 1:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:25:00 PM (view original):
I'm still here as well, but zoned out when all the HBD talks started.
And let's face it, you only really comprehend about 1/3 of what's going on even when you are paying attention.

Am I being generous?
c'mon I'd say at least 33% of what goes on around here keeps my interest.
Bret and Cheez have been consistently making me laugh this week.  Either I was hit in the head hard during my birthday weekend, or they've been bringing the funny as a comedic pairing.
How did tisi miss your birthday?

 

Happy happy.  How old a pretend married fella are you now?

I never miss DH's birthdfay.  It was my mother's and it is my kid's girlfriend's as well.  I didn't say happy to you on flag day, either.  I just don't do boatdays anymore.
Your kid is old enough to have a girlfriend?  Granted, I was wasted when I met you, but you didn't look that old.
7/2/2010 1:45 PM
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I moved you up a slot, TM, but not to the 10-thumb level.
7/2/2010 1:45 PM
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Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 1:45:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:42:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 7/2/2010 1:30:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:27:00 PM (view original):
Posted by AlCheez on 7/2/2010 1:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:25:00 PM (view original):
I'm still here as well, but zoned out when all the HBD talks started.
And let's face it, you only really comprehend about 1/3 of what's going on even when you are paying attention.

Am I being generous?
c'mon I'd say at least 33% of what goes on around here keeps my interest.
Bret and Cheez have been consistently making me laugh this week.  Either I was hit in the head hard during my birthday weekend, or they've been bringing the funny as a comedic pairing.
How did tisi miss your birthday?

 

Happy happy.  How old a pretend married fella are you now?

I never miss DH's birthdfay.  It was my mother's and it is my kid's girlfriend's as well.  I didn't say happy to you on flag day, either.  I just don't do boatdays anymore.
Your kid is old enough to have a girlfriend?  Granted, I was wasted when I met you, but you didn't look that old.
I'm 32.  My kids are 7, 5, and 2.  And the 7 year-old bought roses for his girl when they went out to dinner with her family for her 7th birthday this past weekend.
7/2/2010 1:47 PM
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Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:47:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 1:45:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:42:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 7/2/2010 1:30:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:27:00 PM (view original):
Posted by AlCheez on 7/2/2010 1:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:25:00 PM (view original):
I'm still here as well, but zoned out when all the HBD talks started.
And let's face it, you only really comprehend about 1/3 of what's going on even when you are paying attention.

Am I being generous?
c'mon I'd say at least 33% of what goes on around here keeps my interest.
Bret and Cheez have been consistently making me laugh this week.  Either I was hit in the head hard during my birthday weekend, or they've been bringing the funny as a comedic pairing.
How did tisi miss your birthday?

 

Happy happy.  How old a pretend married fella are you now?

I never miss DH's birthdfay.  It was my mother's and it is my kid's girlfriend's as well.  I didn't say happy to you on flag day, either.  I just don't do boatdays anymore.
Your kid is old enough to have a girlfriend?  Granted, I was wasted when I met you, but you didn't look that old.
I'm 32.  My kids are 7, 5, and 2.  And the 7 year-old bought roses for his girl when they went out to dinner with her family for her 7th birthday this past weekend.

Hah.  Okay.  I didn't think you were much older than me.

That makes more sense.

Your son is the man.

7/2/2010 1:48 PM
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Cheez is up to 10th and Bret passed me.  Herzweig must be using all 5 of his on them each day.
7/2/2010 1:48 PM
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Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 1:45:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:42:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 7/2/2010 1:30:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:27:00 PM (view original):
Posted by AlCheez on 7/2/2010 1:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:25:00 PM (view original):
I'm still here as well, but zoned out when all the HBD talks started.
And let's face it, you only really comprehend about 1/3 of what's going on even when you are paying attention.

Am I being generous?
c'mon I'd say at least 33% of what goes on around here keeps my interest.
Bret and Cheez have been consistently making me laugh this week.  Either I was hit in the head hard during my birthday weekend, or they've been bringing the funny as a comedic pairing.
How did tisi miss your birthday?

 

Happy happy.  How old a pretend married fella are you now?

I never miss DH's birthdfay.  It was my mother's and it is my kid's girlfriend's as well.  I didn't say happy to you on flag day, either.  I just don't do boatdays anymore.
Your kid is old enough to have a girlfriend?  Granted, I was wasted when I met you, but you didn't look that old.
Pretty sure his kids are like 9
7/2/2010 1:49 PM
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 7/2/2010 1:44:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:41:00 PM (view original):
It occurs to me that I haven't been drunk in 12 days.  Granted, 12 days ago was a marathon that ended in me participating in live pokers at a bartender friend's house, and I only remember bits and pieces.
You know you're just weakening your liver by taking that kind of break
Yeah, this is a bad time of my life for drinking buddies (people let kids ruin everything, and hell, some people let wives ruin everything), and I try not to drink alone too much.

But I'll try to do better.  I promise.
7/2/2010 1:49 PM
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Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:47:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 1:45:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:42:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 7/2/2010 1:30:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:27:00 PM (view original):
Posted by AlCheez on 7/2/2010 1:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:25:00 PM (view original):
I'm still here as well, but zoned out when all the HBD talks started.
And let's face it, you only really comprehend about 1/3 of what's going on even when you are paying attention.

Am I being generous?
c'mon I'd say at least 33% of what goes on around here keeps my interest.
Bret and Cheez have been consistently making me laugh this week.  Either I was hit in the head hard during my birthday weekend, or they've been bringing the funny as a comedic pairing.
How did tisi miss your birthday?

 

Happy happy.  How old a pretend married fella are you now?

I never miss DH's birthdfay.  It was my mother's and it is my kid's girlfriend's as well.  I didn't say happy to you on flag day, either.  I just don't do boatdays anymore.
Your kid is old enough to have a girlfriend?  Granted, I was wasted when I met you, but you didn't look that old.
I'm 32.  My kids are 7, 5, and 2.  And the 7 year-old bought roses for his girl when they went out to dinner with her family for her 7th birthday this past weekend.

Hah.  Okay.  I didn't think you were much older than me.

That makes more sense.

Your son is the man.

I guess that's why you marry a jew
7/2/2010 1:50 PM
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Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Cheez is up to 10th and Bret passed me.  Herzweig must be using all 5 of his on them each day.
I still owe you a couple so as soon as you say something that entertains me, I will give them to you.
7/2/2010 1:50 PM
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