Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:58:00 PM (view original):
That rydart25 character's about to hit his 1kth post.
BFD, I've done that in 1 day.
7/2/2010 1:59 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:58:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:57:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:57:00 PM (view original):
I would pay upwards of tree fiddy to see the forum rating formula.
What are you, Murph or something?
Heh, no, just curious.
That why they call you whiskers?
7/2/2010 1:59 PM
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:55:00 PM (view original):
Aaaaand Cheez is up to 9th.
You are evidently a not-so-silent member of the conspiracy.
7/2/2010 2:00 PM
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:53:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Cheez is up to 10th and Bret passed me.  Herzweig must be using all 5 of his on them each day.
I still owe you a couple so as soon as you say something that entertains me, I will give them to you.
No offense, but I am not going to pander to you, Bret.  Cheez, maybe, but not Bret.
Nice.  You need to respect your elders mister.
7/2/2010 2:00 PM
Posted by hugenuge42 on 7/2/2010 1:58:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:57:00 PM (view original):
I would pay upwards of tree fiddy to see the forum rating formula.
I think it clearly undervalues girth
And Dubbs.
7/2/2010 2:00 PM
Posted by hugenuge42 on 7/2/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:58:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:57:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:57:00 PM (view original):
I would pay upwards of tree fiddy to see the forum rating formula.
What are you, Murph or something?
Heh, no, just curious.
That why they call you whiskers?
Awesome
7/2/2010 2:00 PM
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 2:00:00 PM (view original):
Posted by hugenuge42 on 7/2/2010 1:58:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:57:00 PM (view original):
I would pay upwards of tree fiddy to see the forum rating formula.
I think it clearly undervalues girth
And Dubbs.
Dubbs undervalues girth?
7/2/2010 2:01 PM
Posted by hugenuge42 on 7/2/2010 1:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:58:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:57:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 1:57:00 PM (view original):
I would pay upwards of tree fiddy to see the forum rating formula.
What are you, Murph or something?
Heh, no, just curious.
That why they call you whiskers?
HEEEEYYY!!!
7/2/2010 2:01 PM
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 2:00:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:53:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/2/2010 1:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/2/2010 1:48:00 PM (view original):
Cheez is up to 10th and Bret passed me.  Herzweig must be using all 5 of his on them each day.
I still owe you a couple so as soon as you say something that entertains me, I will give them to you.
No offense, but I am not going to pander to you, Bret.  Cheez, maybe, but not Bret.
Nice.  You need to respect your elders mister.
I respect my elder's mistress.  But I don't have to respect you.  Though I respect you more than I do Chipper Jones, so you've got that going for you.
7/2/2010 2:02 PM
Damn.  Looks like D'Antoni and Amare could be reuniting.

They get a PG and at least they won't be too horrible.

That being said, Amare will need more surgery/missed time within the next 3-4 years.
7/2/2010 2:02 PM
Narrator: From the outermost ridges of the universe, to the innermost planets of our solar system this is 'Space the Infinite Frontier' with your host Chicago Cubs broadcaster Harry Caray.
Harry Caray: Hi everybody, Harry Caray here and welcome to "Space the Infinite Frontier". We've got a great show lined up for you, joining us in the studio today all the way from Caltech is astrophysicist Dr. Ken Waller. Welcome to the show Ken. Now Dr., recently they have discovered that there might be life on one of the moons of Jupiter, now that's got to be exciting for you.
Ken Waller: Oh yeah Harry, we're thrilled to discover that life can theoretically exist below the surface of planets due to the heat caused by volcanic activity.
Harry Caray: That's something else. Hey! Let me ask you, what's your favorite planet?
Ken Waller: Well, I don't have a favorite I find them all fascinating, they're all part of a
[is interrupted]
Harry Caray: Mine's the sun. Always has been. I like it cause its like the King of Planets.
Ken Waller: Well, actually Harry, it's not a planet, it's a star.
Harry Caray: Well, planet or star when that thing burns out we're all going to be dead.
Ken Waller: Well that's true but its not going to burn out for a very long time.
Harry Caray: I hope not. Hey! Dr. have you ever seen an eclipse?
Ken Waller: Yeah. I've seen many.
Harry Caray: You know if you star at it head on it'll burn your eyes out.
Ken Waller: Well its not best to stare at the sun during an eclipse.
Harry Caray: But it's hard not to. I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour.
Ken Waller: Why would you do that?
Harry Caray: Curiosity I guess. Heck! I'm curious like a cat. I have a couple of friends that call me whiskers.
Ken Waller: Because you're curious like a cat?
Harry Caray: Yes
[pause]
Harry Caray: Hey! Now Ken, we all know that the moon is not made of green cheese.
Ken Waller: Yes, that's true Harry.
Harry Caray: But what if it were made of barbeque spare ribs, would you eat it then?
7/2/2010 2:03 PM
For 123 TM points, who played Ken Waller in that skit?  Go.
7/2/2010 2:03 PM
Posted by robusk on 7/2/2010 2:02:00 PM (view original):
Damn.  Looks like D'Antoni and Amare could be reuniting.

They get a PG and at least they won't be too horrible.

That being said, Amare will need more surgery/missed time within the next 3-4 years.
Only problem being that they need to get a PG
7/2/2010 2:04 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 7/2/2010 2:03:00 PM (view original):
For 123 TM points, who played Ken Waller in that skit?  Go.
Kevin Spacey???
7/2/2010 2:05 PM
i forgot to set pc for my playoff starter in KP, I think. Good news is I can use him again in game 3.
7/2/2010 2:06 PM
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