Ken Waller: What?
Harry Caray: I know I would. Heck! I'd have seconds and then polish it off with a tall cool Budweiser. - - - I would do it. Would you?
Ken Waller: I'm confused.
Harry Caray: It's a simple question Dr, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
Ken Waller: I don't know how to answer that.
Harry Caray: It's not rocket science, just say yes and we'll move on.
Ken Waller: Yes.
Harry Caray: Hey! How about this mad cow disease?
Ken Waller: What about it?
Harry Caray: Well, it was here for a while and then it went away. Your thoughts.
Ken Waller: Yes, yes it was in the news for a while and then it disappeared from the news.
Harry Caray: Good point. Gee I hope I never get it. Hey! What about this: if you had to choose between being the top scientist in your field or getting mad cow disease, what would it be?
Ken Waller: Well of course I would choose to be the top scientist in my field.
Harry Caray: Oh good. I was worried you'd choose mad cow.
Ken Waller: Why would you think that?
Harry Caray: I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers.
Ken Waller: I thought you said your friends call you whiskers cause you were curious as a cat.
Harry Caray: Well Dr. Waller it has been a pleasure. We've covered a lot of ground, shared a few laughs, thanks for coming on.
Ken Waller: My pleasure Harry.
Harry Caray: He's a good kid. That's all the time we have. Join us next week with our guest Albert Einstein. What? Well apparently Albert Einstein died 42 years ago. You know what, we'll try to get him anyway. See you next time. Cubs win! Cubs win!