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moy23
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I think the wife is gonna get ****** when she gets home from work and finds out I've gone through 10 of the 12 remaining beers in the fridge.
7/3/2010 7:39 PM
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what deadline?
7/3/2010 7:44 PM
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Will she be mad that you drank so much or that you only left her 2?
7/3/2010 7:44 PM
moy23
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Posted by hokiejoe on 7/3/2010 7:44:00 PM (view original):
Will she be mad that you drank so much or that you only left her 2?
I assume that I drank so much - she left a text telling me to pick up a bottle of clos du bois.  Guess that will be a good time to go on that beer run I mentioned earlier and reload on beer.
7/3/2010 7:53 PM (edited)
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Posted by moy23 on 7/3/2010 7:53:00 PM (view original):
Posted by hokiejoe on 7/3/2010 7:44:00 PM (view original):
Will she be mad that you drank so much or that you only left her 2?
I assume that I drank so much - she left a text telling me to pick up a bottle of clos du bois.  Guess that will be a good time to go on that beer run I mentioned earlier and reload on beer.
She's gonna be mad that he isn't acting like a proper cuckold.
7/3/2010 8:09 PM
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I dunno, drinking yourself into a stupor to dull the pain seems like classic cuckold behavior to me.
7/3/2010 8:36 PM
jwelsh1023
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I don't know any cuckolds or how they should behave. I'll leave it to the experts.
7/3/2010 8:44 PM
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back from out of town, not gonna catch up, anything vital to know?
7/3/2010 8:59 PM
moy23
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ive unveiled my shtick.  
7/3/2010 9:04 PM
moy23
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welcome back
7/3/2010 9:05 PM
antonsirius
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Posted by moy23 on 7/3/2010 9:04:00 PM (view original):
ive unveiled my shtick.  
TWSS
7/3/2010 9:22 PM
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Posted by moy23 on 7/3/2010 5:42:00 PM (view original):
speaking of which... bret this one's for you buddy.... its time for a B double E double R U N!
thanks friend...I was playing cornhole tonight and we kept losing so we had to keep doing shots, not good
7/3/2010 9:26 PM
moy23
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Posted by bret2775 on 7/3/2010 9:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by moy23 on 7/3/2010 5:42:00 PM (view original):
speaking of which... bret this one's for you buddy.... its time for a B double E double R U N!
thanks friend...I was playing cornhole tonight and we kept losing so we had to keep doing shots, not good
losing is relative - how bad were your opponents fucked up and what is cornhole
7/3/2010 9:29 PM
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Posted by antonsirius on 7/3/2010 9:22:00 PM (view original):
Posted by moy23 on 7/3/2010 9:04:00 PM (view original):
ive unveiled my shtick.  
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I'm not good at this game
7/3/2010 9:38 PM
tylermathias
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I have a new TV.  It is nothing special by most of your standards, I'm sure, but I have always stayed ghetto in the realm of TVs, so I love it, and it may be my new "bestie" as moymaluke would put it.
7/3/2010 9:49 PM
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