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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/6/2010 3:48:00 PM (view original):
I was at a funeral a few weeks ago for someone in my wife's family and for one of the readings they used the bible verse that Kevin Bacon uses to convince John Lithgow and the rest of the school board to let them have a dance.  I wanted to quote along.  It was a tough moment for me.

Ecclesiastes assures us... that there is a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh... and a time to weep. A time to mourn... and there is a time to dance
what did david do?
what did david do?  he danced
7/6/2010 4:18 PM
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Posted by robusk on 7/6/2010 4:05:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/6/2010 3:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/6/2010 3:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 7/6/2010 3:43:00 PM (view original):
Does a basketball pump work on bicycle tires?
If you take the needle out.  Still need a gauge.
You can survive without the gauge.
Maybe...  if it is an emergency.  I wouldn't ride more than a handful of miles if I wasn't sure it was up to the right pressure.
This is exactly the type of person I don't associate with.  Did you used to check tire pressure before riding your bike with your friends?  Or did you squeeze it to make sure it wasnt empty?
7/6/2010 4:19 PM
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 7/6/2010 4:05:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/6/2010 3:02:00 PM (view original):
What'd anyone do over the weekend?  I hit the beach 3 times with the kids (water was freezing - nipples were hard), and queens twice (family, and the NY Hall of Science).  Nothing terribly interesting.
I drank myself legless and had relations with a young lady....should probably result in some awkwardness
did the mom whilst the daughter watched?
7/6/2010 4:20 PM
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 7/6/2010 4:06:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/6/2010 3:14:00 PM (view original):
you disappoint me greatly
Not so fun when the shoe is on the other foot?
I apologize to each of you if this is the feeling I cause you on a daily basis.
7/6/2010 4:20 PM
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/6/2010 4:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/6/2010 4:05:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/6/2010 3:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/6/2010 3:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 7/6/2010 3:43:00 PM (view original):
Does a basketball pump work on bicycle tires?
If you take the needle out.  Still need a gauge.
You can survive without the gauge.
Maybe...  if it is an emergency.  I wouldn't ride more than a handful of miles if I wasn't sure it was up to the right pressure.
This is exactly the type of person I don't associate with.  Did you used to check tire pressure before riding your bike with your friends?  Or did you squeeze it to make sure it wasnt empty?
Or jump on and see if the rim hit the ground
7/6/2010 4:23 PM
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Posted by bret2775 on 7/6/2010 4:20:00 PM (view original):
Posted by hugenuge42 on 7/6/2010 4:05:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/6/2010 3:02:00 PM (view original):
What'd anyone do over the weekend?  I hit the beach 3 times with the kids (water was freezing - nipples were hard), and queens twice (family, and the NY Hall of Science).  Nothing terribly interesting.
I drank myself legless and had relations with a young lady....should probably result in some awkwardness
did the mom whilst the daughter watched?
Nah, my cousins best friend.
7/6/2010 4:24 PM
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Posted by bret2775 on 7/6/2010 4:20:00 PM (view original):
Posted by hugenuge42 on 7/6/2010 4:06:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/6/2010 3:14:00 PM (view original):
you disappoint me greatly
Not so fun when the shoe is on the other foot?
I apologize to each of you if this is the feeling I cause you on a daily basis.
I wouldn't say daily.  But since it's more than a couple times a month, I accept your apology.
7/6/2010 4:25 PM
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Posted by dherz_263 on 7/6/2010 4:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 7/6/2010 4:02:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 7/6/2010 3:47:00 PM (view original):
Its worked with success before.
Until you broke it.
you are a thorough facebook stalker
Honestly, it was all right there in one post. You made it easy on me.
7/6/2010 4:27 PM
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drove up to meet to the gf's family,  golfed with her uncles,  slept in her childhood bed, went to 50th anniv party/renewal of vows, drank, got stuck playing catch with all her pre-teen cousins, hung out with her Dad,
7/6/2010 4:27 PM
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we get it, you were with her family
7/6/2010 4:28 PM
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Posted by Fregoe on 7/6/2010 4:27:00 PM (view original):
drove up to meet to the gf's family,  golfed with her uncles,  slept in her childhood bed, went to 50th anniv party/renewal of vows, drank, got stuck playing catch with all her pre-teen cousins, hung out with her Dad,
How long you been with this broad?
7/6/2010 4:29 PM
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Fregoe will be married before herz
7/6/2010 4:32 PM
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/6/2010 4:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/6/2010 4:05:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/6/2010 3:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/6/2010 3:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 7/6/2010 3:43:00 PM (view original):
Does a basketball pump work on bicycle tires?
If you take the needle out.  Still need a gauge.
You can survive without the gauge.
Maybe...  if it is an emergency.  I wouldn't ride more than a handful of miles if I wasn't sure it was up to the right pressure.
This is exactly the type of person I don't associate with.  Did you used to check tire pressure before riding your bike with your friends?  Or did you squeeze it to make sure it wasnt empty?
I used to not worry about it at all.  However, this past year, I started riding almost daily and after messing up a few tires, the dude at the shop explained to me that I needed to check the pressure more regularly and I haven't had any issues since.

Didn't realize he was talking about a baby stroller.
7/6/2010 4:32 PM
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Do you guys get mad at each other when the other one doesn't "like" your latest status update?

7/6/2010 4:32 PM
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 7/6/2010 4:29:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 7/6/2010 4:27:00 PM (view original):
drove up to meet to the gf's family,  golfed with her uncles,  slept in her childhood bed, went to 50th anniv party/renewal of vows, drank, got stuck playing catch with all her pre-teen cousins, hung out with her Dad,
How long you been with this broad?
For real man.
7/6/2010 4:33 PM
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