Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

Or maybe I should just say ,"I'm going to win the WS in $ next season!" and see if that works.
7/9/2010 8:39 AM
I owe it all to my stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
7/9/2010 8:40 AM
and I am now renewed in $ & KP
7/9/2010 8:40 AM
I just found I will be working in the Providence/Boston area Monday -Thursday full time and the are going to pay for everything while I am on the road.  
7/9/2010 8:43 AM
nice, *****! right near me! let's fudge!
7/9/2010 9:01 AM
Posted by sergei91 on 7/9/2010 8:08:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 7/9/2010 8:03:00 AM (view original):

kind of pale.

do you shave or wax your chest? I forget.

other than my legs and belly and crotch, i'm naturally very hairless. the chest doesn't need much manscaping.
Is that just something from being Phillipenis or something?
7/9/2010 9:07 AM
I may have uncovered and prevented future Kenny Power Shenanigans.
7/9/2010 9:09 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 7/9/2010 9:07:00 AM (view original):
Posted by sergei91 on 7/9/2010 8:08:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 7/9/2010 8:03:00 AM (view original):

kind of pale.

do you shave or wax your chest? I forget.

other than my legs and belly and crotch, i'm naturally very hairless. the chest doesn't need much manscaping.
Is that just something from being Phillipenis or something?
probably
7/9/2010 9:13 AM
Posted by sergei91 on 7/9/2010 9:01:00 AM (view original):
nice, *****! right near me! let's fudge!
I will probably be in Providence most weeks but occasionally right in Boston or Worcster(however you spell that)
7/9/2010 9:16 AM
Posted by cbriese on 7/9/2010 5:57:00 AM (view original):
This is simply outstanding:

Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE"

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....



Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers

where is the outstanding part? its ludicrous and if i were an nba player would make me want to play with the cavs even less seeing how they treat a former mvp
7/9/2010 9:18 AM
Which franchise will fold first?  The Twolves or the Cavs?
7/9/2010 9:21 AM
Posted by Fregoe on 7/9/2010 9:16:00 AM (view original):
Posted by sergei91 on 7/9/2010 9:01:00 AM (view original):
nice, *****! right near me! let's fudge!
I will probably be in Providence most weeks but occasionally right in Boston or Worcster(however you spell that)
you will be on my back porch
7/9/2010 9:28 AM
Im waffling on the impact of that letter.

On one hand I love that he'd fire on Lebron. And it is playing well in Cleveland. The Cavs franchise lost a lot of value and Gilbert lost a lot of money. He needed to play to the fans.

But yeah, it could bode poorly for future free agents-although they never got anyone big to come before Lebron, no reason to expect it would be different post-Lebron anyhow. And, I dont know how the other players perceive Lebron--but if they think he's as much a jackass for steeling the spotlight--they may think he has some of this coming.
7/9/2010 9:30 AM
Posted by Fregoe on 7/9/2010 8:43:00 AM (view original):
I just found I will be working in the Providence/Boston area Monday -Thursday full time and the are going to pay for everything while I am on the road.  
Do you have to move?
7/9/2010 9:32 AM
It will be interesting seeing the "big three" of Wade, Bosh, and James acting as something of a league wide "villians", particularly when they are all very used to being coddled and beloved.
7/9/2010 9:32 AM
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