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As of 2001, when I took the bar, DE statutory rape (4th degree rape) law said, essentially, 16 and 17 are fine, as long as you're under 30 and not in a position of power or authority over the youngster.
6/8/2010 4:34 PM
I have literally zero clue about any other state's buzzkill/cockblock laws.
6/8/2010 4:35 PM
hey serg- does **** zero taste just like the real thing?
6/8/2010 4:38 PM
The ads claim it does, but it really just tastes like Diet ****.
6/8/2010 4:52 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By tylermathias on 6/08/2010Well, you certainly can't rule it out without investigating further. Is she at least 17? It shouldn't really matter, but something about 16 rings the creepy bell a lot louder
Well, I say under 16 is bad. 16 and up is probably okay in extreme situations in my book.
6/8/2010 5:07 PM
I would like to read that book, and possibly write the forward, or at least a blurb for the jacket.
6/8/2010 5:12 PM
"robusk is clearly a sexual deviant. I don't know why his wife him for that douchebag artst, but I imagine it has something to do with his penchant for golden showers." -tylermathias
6/8/2010 5:20 PM
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6/8/2010 5:30 PM
Speaking of which... are you just gonna be in and out of the city quick for the BSS/Pavement show, or are you here for a couple of days?
6/8/2010 5:32 PM
I will be there Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday day of next week. Definitely planning on going to a bar, or two or three.... Forgot you live there. You want me to hit you up at some point and you can tell me a cool bar to go to and/or meet up with us (just me and a buddy) for a drink somewhere?
6/8/2010 6:16 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By robusk on 6/08/2010I will be there Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday day of next week. Definitely planning on going to a bar, or two or three.... Forgot you live there. You want me to hit you up at some point and you can tell me a cool bar to go to and/or meet up with us (just me and a buddy) for a drink somewhere
do they have anything other than kary-o-kay bars there?
6/8/2010 6:25 PM
Quote: Originally posted by robusk on 6/08/2010I will be there Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday day of next week.  Definitely planning on going to a bar, or two or three....  Forgot you live there.  You want me to hit you up at some point and you can tell me a cool bar to go to and/or meet up with us (just me and a buddy) for a drink somewhere?

Sure. "Cool bar" depends on what you're looking for, in terms of music and such. At worst I can find out where Emily and the girls are working that night.
6/8/2010 6:51 PM
Quote: Originally posted by r0b0t on 6/08/2010She has a guardian with her.

I thought this was really funny.
6/8/2010 7:24 PM
A week too soon for the lolcounter.
6/8/2010 9:19 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By robusk on 6/08/2010
Quote: Originally Posted By tylermathias on 6/08/2010
Well, you certainly can't rule it out without investigating further. Is she at least 17? It shouldn't really matter, but something about 16 rings the creepy bell a lot louder.
Well, I say under 16 is bad. 16 and up is probably okay in extreme situations in my book
Your book will be published before TM's.
6/8/2010 9:48 PM
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