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Quote: Originally Posted By rlahann on 6/08/2010
Quote: Originally posted by r0b0t on 6/08/2010 She has a guardian with her.

I thought this was really funny
Thanks.
6/8/2010 9:50 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By tylermathias on 6/08/2010
A week too soon for the lolcounter.

Maybe he can go back retroactively
6/8/2010 9:50 PM
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I had a friend who felt breast size overrules age. If she was younger than 16 but had huge **** like an adult, she was fair game. You could always say you thought she was older.
6/8/2010 9:52 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By hugenuge42 on 6/08/2010"robusk is clearly a sexual deviant. I don't know why his wife him for that douchebag artst, but I imagine it has something to do with his penchant for golden showers." -tylermathia
you've got artst on you
6/8/2010 9:53 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By r0b0t on 6/08/2010I had a friend who felt breast size overrules age. If she was younger than 16 but had huge **** like an adult, she was fair game. You could always say you thought she was older when you are trying to avoid being raped in prison (again)
6/8/2010 9:55 PM
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NICE
6/8/2010 10:03 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by r0b0t on 6/08/2010I had a friend who felt breast size overrules age. If she was younger than 16 but had huge **** like an adult, she was fair game. You could always say you thought she was older.
Good theory.

I say if they are an 8 or up, go ahead but don't talk about it.
6/8/2010 10:23 PM
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Prefer one at early stages of skank so I don't have to deal with any further contact.
6/8/2010 10:24 PM
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I have had some risky moments at all ages shows... but I am pretty confident I haven't dipped below smoking age since I was 21.
6/8/2010 10:26 PM
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How can you be confident given the alcohols?
6/8/2010 10:59 PM
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I like "early stages of skank." That's a nice turn of phrase.
6/8/2010 10:59 PM
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a what?
6/8/2010 11:13 PM
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gin-

Romy and Michele is on.
6/8/2010 11:14 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by tylermathias on 6/08/2010How can you be confident given the alcohols?
That was the "pretty" part. Had a moment not that long ago where a girl asked me not to wake up her mom as I was trying to sneak out before she woke up. She was legal though.
6/8/2010 11:25 PM
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Fair enough.
6/8/2010 11:28 PM
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