Looking forward to your book, italyprof! Let's us know when it's published and where we can get it.
Two of the best bathroom reading books I've ever come across are humorist Roy Blount Jr.'s
Alphabet Juice (2008) and
Alphabetter Juice (2011). Both books can be summed up with the first one's subtitle:
The Energies, Gists, and Spirits of Letters, Words, and Combinations Thereof: Their Roots, Bones, Innards, Piths, Pips, and Secret Parts, Tinctures, Tonics, and Essences; With Examples of Their Usage Foul and Savory.
Here's the entry for "First Sentence" (from the second book):
Generally an author takes great pains with the first sentence of his or her book. I know I have never been quite satisfied with any of mine. But then I've never had all the ranks of assistance available to Karl Rove, author of Courage and Consequence: My Life as a Conservative in the Fight. Rove acknowledges an editor; a "close friend and trusted former colleague" who "also helped craft every chapter and episode"; a line editor; a researcher; seven research assistants under the "expert guidance" of yet another person, his chief of staff; twenty-two people who read important parts of the manuscript; and ten more people who "devoured and improved major swatches of this manuscript."
An interesting process, devouring and improving, maybe something like free-range chickens turning bugs and scraps into high-quality manure. But never mind that. Here is the opening sentence produced by Rove and his team:
"On September 11, 2001, I was the first person to tell President George W. Bush that a plane had slammed into an office tower in New York City and was aboard Air Force One as it crisscrossed the country in the hours that followed."
The second sentence is nothing to write home about either. But at least it doesn't place an office-tower-hitting plane aboard Air Force One. The president really would have been slow on the uptake if his trusted aide had informed him that such a plane was crisscrossing the country aboard the president's own plane. I hear people saying, "Oh, you know what he meant." I'm sorry, but that don't get it in Sentence Writing 101. Much less First-Sentence Writing 101. I have to call him out here. Hey, Karl Rove, you're a writer? Ain't you got no pride? When you think of the people who have sweated blood to write good English sentences, you can feel all right to write a sorry-*** first sentence like that?
7/11/2020 7:12 PM (edited)