WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following socialist dictator Nicolás Maduro's use of military force to maintain political power after an election in which the opposition seemed to have won by more than 30 percentage points, Americans across the United States have expressed their extreme relief that socialists rigging elections is a phenomenon confined to Venezuela.

According to numerous US citizens, socialists cheating in elections and undercutting the will of the people is an "unimaginable abomination." Over 98% of Americans polled say they are "incredibly grateful" that it could never happen in America.

"Oh, yeah, it's absolutely tragic what's going on down there," said Steve McGannon, an American citizen. "I'm so glad we live in a country where socialists would never dare to steal elections. I mean, imagine if one of our political parties were to harvest ballots, insist on non-citizens voting, use underhanded methods to secure an election, and brand anyone questioning voting integrity an "extremist conspiracy theorist," all in the name of safe and secure elections. I'm so glad that sort of thing only happens in countries like Venezuela — could never be the US, am I right?"

Republican leaders across the country have taken a strong stance on the matter by issuing extremely strongly worded tweets, and then going off to play golf at the country club. When asked for comment, several prominent Democrats blushed coyly and assured the American people that they would never do such a thing. They wouldn't do it to Bernie Sanders, or Hillary Clinton or even good old Joe Biden.

At publishing time, Americans had started giving thanks that graphically inappropriate displays of public nudity or obscene LGBTQ parades or inappropriate story book hours in public tax-payer funded venues only happened in godless places like Paris.

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Kamala Claims That Venezuela Has Spoken — in Maduro's Rigged Election

Harris did not mention Maduro by name in her statement but did pretend that the election results were true indicators of democratically exercised opinions from Venezuelans. Harris posted on July 28, “The United States stands with the people of Venezuela who expressed their voice in today’s historic presidential election. The will of the Venezuelan people must be respected. Despite the many challenges, we will continue to work toward a more democratic, prosperous, and secure future for the people of Venezuela.”

Ironically, even leftist, fake news outlets in America are admitting that Maduro’s election victory was not completely honest, emphasizing how ridiculous Kamala’s statement was. Even the socialistic New York Times called the “disputed” election “tainted,” claiming that the U.S. had “serious concerns.” Apparently, the U.S. government needs to tell the vice president, because her statement on X is hardly condemnatory.

Reuters reported Monday that both Maduro and his opponent Edmundo Gonzalez have declared they are the election’s rightful winners, and as of now, it is impossible to know the full truth of the matter. We certainly know Venezuela is rife with government corruption. All socialist governments are.

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• A proposal has been made to eliminate all funding for organizations that transport illegal immigrants into and throughout the United States.

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those organizations?

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this is what happens when you win a war and don hang em all

hello good friend japan and good friend germany

did we appease you?

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Embarrassing: MSNBC Contributor Faceplants After Trying to Hit JD Vance With a Wildly False Accusation

She painted Vance as a man who "only wants white children" in the nation and says that he's a part of the "great-replacement" theory, or the idea that the government is attempting to replace white American people with foreign nationals in order to make white people the minority or phase them out entirely.

The point is to paint Vance as a conspiracy-theory-driven white supremacist.



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WATCH: Political Commentator Molly Jong-Fast Claims JD Vance Only Wants “White Children” in America

There's just one, very obvious, glaring problem with Jong-Fast's take on Vance.

Vance is married to an ethnically Indian woman named Usha Chilukuri. He married her in a multi-faith ceremony where they were wed by a Christian priest and then were blessed by a Hindu cleric.

They then had three children, all of them half white and half Indian.

I'm not sure if Jong-Fast even stopped to check if what she was saying was true, or if she did and didn't care. The prevailing myth that Republicans, or even conservatives in general, are all racists who hate anyone who doesn't look like them is something that writhes deep in the brain of every die-hard leftist

.Quite a bit of the Democrat platform revolves around painting their opponents as racist, and without it, they don't have much.

This is a very embarrassing moment for MSNBC, and if their mission was to paint Vance as a dangerous person that people should avoid, all they ended up doing was proving that MSNBC isn't a real news organization. It's Democrat fan fiction.

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Here's What Happened After Illegal Aliens Attacked NYPD Cops

Two illegal aliens who attacked New York Police Department cops were released back onto the streets after prosecutors agreed to release them without bail.

According to a report from the New York Post, Brian Joseph, 24, and Jose Gonzalez, 19, were both arrested on Sunday after an altercation with police officers on Eighth Avenue after 9:50 p.m.

Police first confronted the suspects in front of the Row NYC Hotel at 700 Eighth Ave., when one of the cops allegedly asked Gonzalez, who was allegedly recklessly riding on a moped, for identification — which he didn’t have, the sources said.

When the cop tried to arrest Gonzalez a clash broke out and two others jumped the officers, cops and sources said. The trio bit one cop on the arm and wrist and kicked the moped on top of the other, leaving him with a contusion and scratched cornea.

An Illegal Alien Has Been Accused of a Horrific Crime in Virginia

Madeline Leesman | July 31, 2024 1:15 PM

An illegal alien in Virginia has been accused of running over a woman and killing her in Virginia after he stole her vehicle in a carjacking.

According to FOX 5 DC, the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office says 21-year-old Jose Aguilar-Martinez has been charged in the killing of Melody Waldecker, 54 on Sunday.

Deputies were called to the 21000 block of Towncenter Plaza around 11:30 a.m. on July 28 where they found Waldecker dead at the scene.

The suspect, 21-year-old Jose Aguilar-Martinez, fled the scene. He was located and arrested 45 minutes later, He was transported to a hospital after his arrest. He was evaluated and taken to the Loudoun County Adult Detention Center and is being held without bond.

Aguilar-Martinez is from El Salvador and is living in the United States illegally, the Office of Enforcement and Removal Operations for Washington, D.C. confirmed to FOX 5.

“What kind of message is this sending to the public?” one Manhattan cop told The Post. “They are basically saying anyone in a blue uniform is a human piñata.”

Another cop told the Post that the decision is “allowing open war on cops.”

“Today they bite and kick a cop and tomorrow they take a shot at cops,” they said. “If there are no consequences they are only encouraging people to attack cops.”

This is the latest in a slew of crimes that appear to be perpetrated by illegal aliens allowed into the country under the Biden-Harris administration. Harris recently claimed there is no such thing as an illegal immigrant.

Last month, an illegal immigrant from Ecuador was arrested in connection with the rape of a 13-year-old girl New York City at a park in broad daylight.

Venezuelan Gang Gets 'Green Light' to Kill American Cops

The Democrat Party faces avalanche after making a post mocking Republican U.S. Senate Candidate Sam Brown.

It was a non-controversial photo in which Brown and JD Vance were pictured on the campaign plane of the GOP vice presidential candidate. The caption contained a promise to fight for the Nevada working class.In true Orwellian style, the Democrat Party responded by launching the Kamala Harris-commanded assault that Brown was “weird.” The optics were not good.

You’d expect a child with bad parents to call someone “weird”, with their face disfigured in the center. This is not a practice that a humanitarian political party should engage in. Brown is an American Army veteran. He attended Ranger and Airborne School before his deployment. Brown was severely injured by an IED while in Afghanistan. This is why you can see his visible wounds in the picture above. He is not “weird.” He is a family man and a hero who, after enduring immense pain and suffering, started a business that provides medicine for veterans.

He took it in stride and responded with a response that made Democrats look pathetic.

"Yes, you can call my face weird. It won't be the first or last time I've heard it. But my message is not to you. My message is to anyone else who has been put down or called "weird" because of their experiences or who they are... I say to you: do not allow others to define you. I'm proud of my scars. They might look a little different, but it gives me an opportunity to encourage others. I encourage every one of you to lean into the things that make you unique and that others may call "weird" and realize that your experience, whether it is suffering or something else, gives you an opportunity to connect with others and give them hope. You are loved. You are appreciated. The things that make you unique can also be your greatest strength."