duly noted

i had to doublecheck pigs get rabies

guess what i learned

"possums are amazingly resistant to rabies. Hissing, drooling and swaying are part of the opossum's bluff routine. It is intended to scare away potential predators, yet it looks just like rabies and is the reason people can be convinced they're seeing rabid opossums when they're not."

so next time i get pulled over for drunk driving i am gonna claim No officer it's just rabies

TY Bags. Hire a driver.
Bluesman Sleepy John Estes was still touring late in life (in the 1970's) and even He had a driver.
Used to tell stories on stage about his "young" driver's antics.................
The driver was like 75.
Drum roll.

First heard that story from Peter Case..........the legendary folk/blues singer.

that's a good story



if i hire a driver i won have enough money to drink

its a conundrum

$50 for drink or $50 for a cab ride home

now while it's true i can buy a fifth o whisk and a case o beer for that

there's no one here but me

what kinda drinkin experience is that?

in a perfect world when they make the nuclear powered jetpacks i was always promised

catch me if you can young copper!

and look out overhead!

because their will be drunk drifting and i might slide into the moon or moscow or the marianas trench

who said anything about a cab?
Drinking partner with keys is more like..........
One you can stand to look at before 2:30 and trust afterwards.

You'll think of someone.
For me..........I'm thinking maybe Asian, 30ish, Petite, likes folk music and nude beaches............but to each his own

Posted by laramiebob on 10/9/2024 2:15:00 PM (view original):
who said anything about a cab?
Drinking partner with keys is more like..........
One you can stand to look at before 2:30 and trust afterwards.

You'll think of someone.
For me..........I'm thinking maybe Asian, 30ish, Petite, likes folk music and nude beaches............but to each his own

i don have no drinkin parters no more

check this out

my good buddy that lived here for many years done moved to cove

Cove OR. railroad man now. lives like 20 mile SE o LeGrande

thats a goddam jaunt. you gotta go all the way to pendleton then head southeast into the snow and the elk

winters comin

i say him and me will drink in the spring

I know of Cove. Been through there once or twice. used to like to head out to Enterprise, Or. and Lake Wallowa.
Commune with the Spirits. Pay homage to Joseph.
Been like 30 years now.........or longer.

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Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges
POLITICS· Oct 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — Former Vice President Dick Cheney excitedly joined the Democrat Party today after seeing that Democrats are allowed to shoot humans at their local gun range.

Cheney announced the move after learning that Missouri Senate candidate Lucas Kunce headed to a gun range, shot a man, and then took photos with the human he'd nailed.

"I can't believe I've been missing out on this," said Cheney, happily loading up his rifle. "Boy, do I love shooting humans. Looks like that Missouri fella shot his human in the arm -- I'm more of a shoot-him-in-the-face guy, but to each his own. Sign me up."

The entire Cheney family has decided to move to the Democrat Party, although Liz Cheney has adamantly stated it's not because she likes shooting people. "Don't get me wrong, shooting people is a perk," said the former Congresswoman. "I'm joining the Democrats because I was forcefully ejected from the Republican Party for being awful. So, I guess it's a little bit different."

At publishing time, former Vice President Cheney had asked a photographer to accompany him to the gun range so he could get a professional picture of whatever human he bagged.

How It's Done: Watch As Trump Puts on Master Class in Trolling Joe and Kamala Amid 'GarbageGate'
Sister Toldjah

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BOOM…??????

OK!

let the denigration begin!



that fat ol fart is gonna be older than joe pretty soon

he's sounding pretty ancient

i wonder what he had to pay malania to stand near him

etc etc

HEADLINES / DOUGLAS ANDREWS, THOMAS GALLATIN, & JORDAN CANDLER

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Ward Clark

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Mike Miller


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The U S - Americans just have proved again that they are the stupidest nation on earth. Sad......

Anatomy of a Blowout: Major Shifts in the Electorate and proof the U S Americans have
proven again they are the smartest nation on earth. Happy!
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