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New Report Indicates Only 3 People In Jan 6 Crowd Were Not FBI Agents

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a new report, only three people in the crowd at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, were not FBI agents. Evidently, after the Trump speech, the FBI agents were ordered to go to the White House and 3 MAGA voters got caught up in the crowd.

The FBI allegedly confirmed to Congress that, on the date of the protest that evolved into a riot, the enormous mob of plainclothes federal agents who stormed the Capitol Building was accidentally infiltrated by three MAGA voters. Those individuals were identified as Lectern Guy, Buffalo Hat Guy, and "the black guy from The Babylon Bee videos." Sources confirmed that everyone else involved in the incident was a federal agent.

"This whole thing appears to have been a big misunderstanding," said FBI Director Kash Patel. "I would have learned this sooner, but I hate reading files. It takes a really long time."

Congressional Republicans called on the FBI to explain how the matter got so out of hand when it was mostly federal agents involved. "We know the exact whereabouts and activities of the three civilians," said Congressman Thomas Massie. "That means it was federal agents who broke windows and planted pipe bombs. Why?"

Unfortunately, the answer to Massie's question will likely remain a mystery as Director Patel confirmed that there are simply "way too many" files to read. He has instead referred questions to his predecessor, former FBI Director Christopher Wray. Unfortunately, Wray was reported to have fled the country for "purely coincidental" reasons. He suggested contacting James Comey but his lawyers said he was very busy at the moment.

At publishing time, Patel had officially offered Lectern Guy, Buffalo Hat Guy, and the black guy from The Babylon Bee videos jobs with the FBI for being able to blend so uncannily into a massive crowd of federal agents.

"You're a political buffoon at best." — Kash & Schiff go full WrestleMania at Senate hearing

Colombian President Gustavo Petro was in New York this week for the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA), and he's pretty much spent his week wearing out his welcome, but what he did on Friday was the last straw. Videos caught him on the streets of New York, near Times Square, standing next to musician Roger Waters and shouting into a megaphone at the crowds of pro-Palestine protesters gathered.

But it's what he said that's troublesome. (Note: I'm translating this from Spanish because mostly Spanish-language media outlets are covering it. The MSM is largely ignoring this story as of Friday night when I'm writing this. That may change by Saturday.)

And that's why I made the following proposal: Through the General Assembly of the Peoples at the United Nations, we will present a resolution ordering the United Nations to establish an army for the salvation of the world, whose first task is to liberate Palestine. If two-thirds of the nations vote in favor of this resolution, we will be in a process called Uniting for Peace for Palestine.

The nations that vote in favor of the resolution — and this is a great task for two-thirds of the world's nations to vote in favor — will have the responsibility of creating, through their own armies, this great unity, a first in the world, an army that will enforce the orders of international justice. The nations of the world will then contribute trained and armed men and women to form that great army.

It has to be bigger than the United States. Therefore, from here, from New York, I ask all soldiers of the United States Army not to point their rifles at humanity. Disobey Trump's order. Obey humanity's order.

Hamas Calls On Democrats To Tone Down Violence

GAZA — Amid recent explosions of left-wing terrorism around the country, Hamas issued a rare public statement this morning to ask Democrats to please tone down the violence a little bit.

"Please, it's too much. You're all making us look bad," said Hamas spokesterrorist Muhammed Muhammed al-Muhammed. "If this keeps up, our esteemed terrorist organization will lose its reputation as the most violent and feared organization in the world."

"So please, maybe take a break for a few weeks and let us do some terrorism too, inshallah."

Sources confirmed that leftists had been on a blood-soaked murder streak for the last several years, dwarfing atrocities attributed to well-known terror groups like Hamas, Hezbollah, and The Walt Disney Company. "Democrats are quickly becoming the most feared multinational terror group in history," said one terror expert. "At this rate, there may not be anyone left to terrorize in a few years."

Hamas did extend an olive branch to Democratic leaders, praising them for their prowess at inciting and perpetrating various atrocities. "It's all very impressive, don't get me wrong," said the Hamas spokes terrorist, "All the assassinations, hate speech, violent protests and murders...it's quite impressive. You democrats have come a long way. We just ask that you please not hog the spotlight too much. We want some attention for our horrific acts of violence, too."

At publishing time, leftists had committed several other terrorists attacks and promised new violence and rape and murder every day orange man is still alive, completely overshadowing recent Hamas attacks.

When the Obama Foundation snagged a sweetheart deal to build its beleaguered Obama Presidential Center on a Chicago public park, it pledged to create a $470 million reserve fund to spare taxpayers should the project ever go belly up.

But new tax filings show the foundation has only deposited $1 million into the fund and has not added to it in years, with critics saying the empty promise could potentially leave Chicagoans on the hook for hundreds of millions of dollars.

Under its agreement with the city, the foundation was required to create the fund, known as an endowment, in order to take control of the sprawling 19.3-acre section of Jackson Park — often described as Chicago’s Central Park equivalent — where the complex is now slowly rising.

So, $1 million out of the required $470 million? That tells us the Democrat donor class has seen fit to donate 0.2 percent of the expected cost of this horror. That is, the initial expected cost; there are indications now that the actual cost may be nearly double that:

The foundation ultimately secured the public land for just $10 in 2018, under a 99-year deal.

But when former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama turned the sod at the site in September 2021, just $1 million — or 0.21% of the pledged funds — had been deposited into the endowment, and that figure has remained unchanged ever since.

With construction progressing at a snail’s pace and costs ballooning from an original estimate of $330 million to at least $850 million, the lack of progress on the promised endowment has fueled fears the Obama Presidential Center could leave taxpayers holding the can if finances spiral into the red.

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