I am still pretty new to the scene, but going to try my hand at some evals! I've gained some teambuilding insights in the past few seasons of this league, so hopefully my predictions won't be completely terrible.

I am going to post reviews gradually and will hopefully be done by this weekend.

thx you are the man Luke!

looking forward to it!

I can post all the drafted rosters shortly.

but will you?

1) dontburnearl - LeBron James, Julius Erving, Chet Holmgren, Donyell Marshall, Zion Williamson, Larry Sanders, Andrew Bogut
2) PBandJ - Wilt Chamberlain, Damian Lillard, Jason Kidd, Larry Nance, Enes Kanter, Luguentz Dort, David Lee
3) kammeyer - Nikola Jokic, Andre Drummond, Nikola Vucevic, Jayson Tatum, Otto Porter, Jalen Brunson, Christian Braun
4) cem6989 - Stephen Curry, Oscar Robertson, Robert Parish, Serge Ibaka, Jakob Poeltl, Dwight Powell, Gary Payton II
5) jcred5 - Giannis Antetokounmpo, Nic Claxton, Jrue Holiday, Marcus Camby, Zach LaVine, Amare Stoudemire, TJ McConnell
6) chewy3344 - Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Artis Gilmore, Bill Walton, Shawn Marion, Brandon Clarke, Tyreke Evans, Jarred Vanderbilt
7) K123456789 - Michael Jordan, Domantas Sabonis, Kevin McHale, Steve Nash, Trayce Jackson-Davis, Andrew Bynum, Robert Covington
8) Midge - David Robinson, Jimmy Butler, Bam Adebayo, John Collins, Alex Caruso, Mike Conley, Day’Ron Sharpe
9) gerryred - Shaquille O’Neal, Ben Wallace, Derrick White, Brent Barry, Pascal Siakam, Myles Turner, Ausar Thompson
10) oddson - Rudy Gobert, Moses Malone, Kyrie Irving, Montrezl Harrell, Gerald Wallace, Nate McMillan, Khris Middleton
11) seapilots - Anthony Davis, Paul George, Jarrett Allen, Derrick Favors, Anfernee Hardaway, CJ McCollum, Kevon Looney
12) dh555 - Chris Paul, Clint Capela, Walker Kessler, Michael Porter, Jr., Tree Rollins, Bobby Portis, Victor Oladipo
13) berkelon - Kevin Durant, Charles Barkley, Bill Russell, Dikembe Mutombo, Jalen Suggs, Jaylin Williams, Charlie Ward
14) riftonapple - Dwight Howard, Tyrese Haliburton, Elton Brand, Jonas Valanciunas, Kyle Anderson, Ty Jerome, Goga Bitadze
15) lukemikk – Dennis Rodman, James Harden, Tyson Chandler, Andrei Kirilenko, Mark Williams, DeAnthony Melton, Mason Plumlee
16) dakjd901 – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Tim Duncan, Victor Wembanyama, Terry Porter, Bo Outlaw, Jalen Johnson, Danny Green
17) Poddy - Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, David Thompson, Jayson Williams, Jaren Jackson, Jr., Buddy Hield, Roy Tarpley
18) jjmurphy1127 - John Stockton, Daniel Gafford, Draymond Green, Bobby Jones, Brook Lopez, Mikal Bridges, Donte DiVincenzo
19) longtallbrad - DeAndre Jordan, Karl-Anthony Towns, Chauncey Billups, Manu Ginobili, Richaun Holmes, Paul Reed, Clyde Drexler
20) jethroeg - Hakeem Olajuwon, Hassan Whiteside, Ben Simmons, Klay Thompson, Nicolas Batum, Delon Wright, James Johnson
21) samuelyork93 - Luka Doncic, Dwyane Wade, Chris Boucher, Robert Williams III, Jamal Murray, Mitchell Robinson, Chris Andersen
22) uptowngbv - Karl Malone, Ivan Zubac, Jalen Duren, Horace Grant, Scottie Barnes, JaVale McGee, Jonathan Isaac
23) 24kpyrite - Joel Embiid, Kevin Garnett, Scottie Pippen, Donovan Mitchell, Dejounte Murray, Joe Dumars, Kristaps Porzingis
24) copernicus - Kawhi Leonard, Evan Mobley, Amen Thompson, Christian Wood, Eric Bledsoe, Jerry Lucas, Buck Williams

Posted by copernicus on 10/10/2025 11:59:00 AM (view original):
but will you?

Only because I know it means so much to you.

well I have to do division drafting...

and also I am lazy


thank you

Thank you Brad! I am starting on evals shortly, will post some tonight at the latest

1) dontburnearl - LeBron James, Julius Erving, Chet Holmgren, Donyell Marshall, Zion Williamson, Larry Sanders, Andrew Bogut

I can only imagine what a luxury it is to get LeBron in a league like this. He and Dr. J should form an elite perimeter defense, which I have found to be very important in recent leagues. Chet and Donyell fit well as role players around that pair, and Zion is amazing value in the 5th. Excellent synergy between these guys, nicely done.

Looking at your full roster, your 3-point shooting is concerning. I always try to exceed 500 3PM, otherwise you are inviting teams to use a minus defensive setting. I would've also drafted more assists to shore up your shooting percentages, which I would expect to be just ok. Hopefully your strong D makes up for that.

Prediction: Deep playoffs

Self eval: my team will be closer to .500 than I'd like and that will pissmeoff

2) PBandJ - Wilt Chamberlain, Damian Lillard, Jason Kidd, Larry Nance, Enes Kanter, Luguentz Dort, David Lee

Wilt is also a total beast in this league. I think Gerry just paired him with Lillard to a lot of success. Kidd in the 3rd confuses me, you had plenty of assists up to this point. Nance and Kanter are nice fits, but I think Dort is too limited to be draftable here. I am worried about how many of these guys are defensive liabilities, I'm not sure if Kidd is enough to cover for Lillard.

Your roster should be strong in the possession battle and give up few fouls (thanks Wilt), but I don't trust the defense much. I expect your opponents to have better scoring efficiency, which should give this team an average record. Pretty conflicted on this one, but going with my gut.

Prediction: Fringe playoffs

Every season when I look at the rosters I always think “I don’t want to play them” for about 90% of the teams.

I think pissmeoff is a good name for a team.

I think the front line of Wilt, Kanter and Nance is very interesting. Defensively, Wilt is very good, Kanter has weak defense, but great rebounding, and Nance has great defense. I entered the data into my Midge-O-Matic computer to see what it said. The result was midge knows nothing.