I’m clueless as to how I set up my defense against teams who have an inordinate amount of RB receptions. Any advice on how to set up my players?

Clay, check your sitemail

you gotta get to them another way. recruit some ladies at their school to infiltrate and occupy their minds with trivial nonsense, and demand attention all the time. if all that isn't enough to hurt his production through the year, then the night before you have to play them she needs to leave her phone unlocked for the rb to find. left open on dms to another dude. doesn't even have to be a real dude. could be you with a burner account. just make sure after she leaves the phone, she needs to make herself scarce.

she needs to text him at halftime. im so sorry i love you we need to talk. this will make sure it stays fresh in his mind for 30 more minutes of football. his plate will be so full with balancing her, and school, and full time football commitment that he won't even know what hit him.

Posted by papachooby on 10/5/2025 1:15:00 PM (view original):
you gotta get to them another way. recruit some ladies at their school to infiltrate and occupy their minds with trivial nonsense, and demand attention all the time. if all that isn't enough to hurt his production through the year, then the night before you have to play them she needs to leave her phone unlocked for the rb to find. left open on dms to another dude. doesn't even have to be a real dude. could be you with a burner account. just make sure after she leaves the phone, she needs to make herself scarce.

she needs to text him at halftime. im so sorry i love you we need to talk. this will make sure it stays fresh in his mind for 30 more minutes of football. his plate will be so full with balancing her, and school, and full time football commitment that he won't even know what hit him.

Isn't this almost exactly what Ole Miss just did to the LSU LB?

Posted by papachooby on 10/5/2025 1:15:00 PM (view original):
you gotta get to them another way. recruit some ladies at their school to infiltrate and occupy their minds with trivial nonsense, and demand attention all the time. if all that isn't enough to hurt his production through the year, then the night before you have to play them she needs to leave her phone unlocked for the rb to find. left open on dms to another dude. doesn't even have to be a real dude. could be you with a burner account. just make sure after she leaves the phone, she needs to make herself scarce.

she needs to text him at halftime. im so sorry i love you we need to talk. this will make sure it stays fresh in his mind for 30 more minutes of football. his plate will be so full with balancing her, and school, and full time football commitment that he won't even know what hit him.

Boy-this sounds an awful lot like the movie, "The Natural". Only it was baseball and at the pro level, but basically the same idea. I wish I was that good so that they had to throw a beautiful woman my way to distract me. As it stands, the most I could hope for would be a chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A. Though I must admit that would probably work.